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For the first time, after 4 years, i have installed tinder. I feel depressed for having to do vengeance. And i also feel depressed for not having to do it. I feel sad for being forced to find another girl. This is not how i imagined it to be
Right now its 1-0 for my blonde ex gf. I have to have a random hookup at least a 1 night stand to make this 1-1. This is what i did before but now after experiencing love for the first time, true love in the first 2 years with her, for the first time that somebody genuinely loved me other than my parents, is very hard for me to go back to random hookups
Hookups are meaningless to me now. But i am forced. I have been given a check mate
⚠️Why do i have to be forced to fuck another girl in order to prove my girlfriend that other girls still want me, so that my girlfriend will love and want me again as well?....⚠️
Please reread this paragraph above 3 more times. Let it sink in. That is saddening to me. The more she sees how no other girl wants me, the less interest she has in me....
Im literally sitting. Listening to sad depressing "music" which is more of nature and dark rain sounds. I also started working out aggressively. I couldnt eat for 5 days due to finding chats on my blonde ex gfs phone with the other guy...
Now 8 days later... I have lost 6 kg and counting. I am barely eating. I am using the screenshots of their chats as an overdosed injection of adrenaline every time pre workout and during workout
Today she didnt text me at all. I always start the conversation first. I have to move on and i am still in disbelief that i have to do it.
My birthday is next week and the last thing i need is to spend being depressed....
I feel lost
But i have a feeling all i need to do is get rich. All i need is to get my money up and that way find more easily a new better behaved normal gf.
God help me
Forgive me God for everything
Thank you God for everything
Guide me God on the right path, for i am lost
Please.
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What's the message passing IPC with the least RTT for messages that are in the 16-32 byte range? It's gonna run approximately once per command in an interpreter.5
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It is 39 deg F and it is snowing. I was out in the snow for a while, but it is also lightning. So I decided not wanting death I came inside. I was talking to a coworker about the snow.
ed: That is hail.
me: It is thicker, but not hard.
I just looked at ed for a minute realizing what I had just said.
me: You realize what I just said?
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The bad thing about high turnover is being forced to remind people constantly that you don’t like physical contact.6
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*Researching Multi-model database options for my tech-stack*
*finds ArangoDB*
*goes on homepage*
*gets greeted by a dude waving his hand and pointing towards a CTA*
*whatthefuck.gif*
*closes the pop-up*
*doesnt close, shrinks to the corner of the screen*
*dude keeps waving his hand*
*cant read documentation for 1 minute without getting distracted by an uncloseable pop-up*
*closes tab*
*crosses out ArangoDB*
Dear ArangoDB,
please invest in your product, instead of brainfarts from a marketing intern.1 -
Some college professors are just assholes, shitty assholes. I get it, a late assignment is a late assignment, but 7 minutes... it takes no effort to accepts a 7-minute late assignment. I can't think of another reason other you just being an asshole.
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I have this lingering dissatisfaction with the companies I work for, the projects I work on, and the people I work with. So, to solve this problem, changing companies, departments, projects and teams were common.
But the problem seems to never cease because everywhere I go, I'm always there.7 -
Is it just me, or companies using the word “supercharge” is cringe? Supercharge your coding skills, supercharge your productivity, supercharge this, supercharge that. WTF does that even mean?10
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It's always fun to learn from your COLLEAGUES that you're about to leave the project and should hand off your responsibilities to them.
And when you ask your manager WTF?? you're replied with "calm down, nothing's decided yet, we're only talking at this point"2 -
Do you guys eat at cafeteria at work?
Do you guys eat lunch alone at work?
I read a book called "Never eat alone" a while back yet I still eat alone everyday for the last 1 year because I'm burned out. No energy.
However, I now want to sit and talk to someone whom also always eats alone but I know that person. Which recently joined our company.17 -
Brazilian phonk, VERY aggressive bass boosted loud music is my new dose of adrenaline injection pre and during workout9
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Anybody tried the Work Cafe by Santander? I was in Warsaw Poland on semi vacation/scouting exercise. I had half a days work to do so I visited one of these work cafes. Very impressed! Free desk, free power and free fast wifi, they even gave me a free coffee cis i’m a santander customer in the uk. Stay as long as you want, they even have sound proof phone booths and a number of rooms to have private meetings that you can book in advance. This is so cool and something that will be great when I eventually move there. Anybody else have them in their city? Well don Santander!2
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fucking rude, that's what it is. Start chatting in a language not everyone in the room understands. It's also de quickest way to make me deslike you, even if I myself understand the language.
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In my eyes it literally downgrade the speakers from humans to monkeys quasi permanently9 -
Why in all fucks would you NOT preconfigure your language client BUT provide a shitload of highly biased default shortcuts just IN CASE some sorry soul took time to preconfigure one.
I'ma be totally honest here, Neovim has lost its way. Every single day I pick it up there's a fuckton of shitty new default bindings...
But that's not the worst of it
You see, they've cramming all sorts of shitty code in there. Like this one default commenting plugin... It does in 600 lines what my setup does in 50. Why? Because, while mine uses the lpeg lib maintainers decided to cram into the editor, the other does a fuckton of hacks so fucked that refactoring is impossible, impossível! Despicable.
Now, their C codebase... Ok, ok arena beats vanilla malloc, alright, kudos to that, BUT refactoring out that old fart of quasillions of legacy C? MADNESS! They should be focused on adding built-in auto completion??? Well-defined syntax highlighting conventions? A FUCKING FUZZY PICKER for fucksakes!! But, oh no, we've got better things to do like FUCKING THE USER IN THEIR ASSSSSSS
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DIS-FUCKINGTRESSED here
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