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Parzi
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I label all packages I know are coming as being for a company: Derp Industries. This is from an old in-joke between my friends and I. This tells me whether a package was something I ordered or not from the label (as I often forget I have a package coming.) However, I just got a call from a DHL driver asking me how long we'll be open. I, uh... I told him we close at 8. He said that's perfect, as he has to pick up from the local holding station at 5 and i'm his first stop.

I'm tempted to call back and tell him I'm just a dude living in a trailer...

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  • 1
    That'd be the nice thing to do lol
  • 5
    Make the trailer look like the official Derp Industries head quarters. Ask him if he wants a tour of the place (you're not really allowed to do that, but as the CEO you can make an exception) 👍
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