New colleague in the office.

Him: How do you rename a file in terminal?
Me: Just sudo rm <filename>, rm stands for ReName.

I'm a horrible person.

Wouldn't it be RenaMe?

Yeah and ifconfig stands for IPconfig.... oh wait

That comes from InterFace config tho... Since, you know, you pass it network interfaces...

@C-Info my bad, just a typo

It's mv

@TheInitializer do you receive jokes by UDP?

You forgot -rf

@dontbeevil GUI on windows server is legit, but not on linux

@dontbeevil dont worry it's more my experience, on any Linuxsystem I always had the feeling that GUI is holding me back. I won't throw in the "faster" argument but the functional one like piping. While on windows I'd be pretty damn lost without GUI

So...do you guys have any new openings now or what?

Remame

And if i know how to do it in the terminal i can wirte a script to automate it, if i need to do it multiple times.

A few days ago I watched some "teenage mutant ninja turtles" movie. In one scene: "It uses a command line interface. No one uses that anymore". And I was like: everything I do on linux is with a cli (ok, I use gnome-terminal via x forwarding. But that's because vim-css-color doesn't work via putty). I will never work on a linux box without a shell. And if my boss wants me to, I will say goodbye.

@apex Oh lol. I was really tired

@TheInitializer Gotcha, hahaha, it happens to all of us. I have a rant were I state that I tried to do math on notepad...

@dontbeevil why would anyone want to click anything ever, fingers on keyboard at all times mean I can do basically everything with my eyes closed, fast, precisely and see a full log of exactly what I'm doing

@webpoga wild me arrived

@rmahey how can you see the log if your eyes are closed? Checkmate atheists.

Haha I would never do something like this. At the end he could delete something important.

Dude A: Where did our Website go? Its deleted.

Dude B: I dont know, i just renamed the folder with your command.

Dude A: *Post rant on devRant* 😂