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gdb123
3y

I'm bored, tell me a joke.

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  • 7
    javascript :)
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  • 13
    I'll show you one
  • 2
    Tell your mom to stop calling me.
  • 8
    Management thinks you've been doing such a great job that you can have the next two days off!
  • 1
    Your mom knows what u do for a living
  • 0
    I can tell you a joke but you may not get it
  • 3
    Bloke with three daughters is asked by Daughter 1:

    "Daddy why am I called Rose?", to which he replies, "Well when you were born a rose petal fell on your pretty little nose so that's what we named you, Rose".

    ThenDaughter 2 asks, "Daddy why am I called Lilly?", and he says, "When you were born a lilly floated down on to your head, so that's what we called you sweetheart".

    Daughter three says, "WhagrgrsaafghhfBESAAfasd!??" To which he replies "SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK"
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    @rEaL-jAsE no but i found saying it funny.
  • 0
    @rEaL-jAsE APE? fuuny, I want an iBanana phone.
  • 0
    Your life
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