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My colleague can be so fucking annoying I’m close to snapping. It’s morning, I just got it, didn’t have any coffee yet and he asks me “what did you do while I was gone?” (He was away sick a few days). So I start explaining to him the code changes we did and he takes it as an opportunity to interrupt me and ask more questions during my explanation. Mostly because he thinks it’s amusing. I continue explaining not giving in to his shit and he continues interrupting me and tries to make other team members laugh at his stupid face. No one does. I finally tell him to shut up and listen and he does.

It’s like having a kid run around, focusing on every sound other than what is important and trying to be funny when all that’s happening is everyone thinking he’s and asshole that should shut the fuck up. ARGH!!! So annoying.

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  • 0
    Take some cables and tape. Use the tape to shut his mouth and the cables to fix a pen to his hand so he can fucking start to write down some notes instead of interrupting you out of pure amusement.

    (don't hurt anyone though 😅)
  • 2
    Piss on him to show dominance.... works every time
  • 2
    Just stop talking and wait for a awkwardly long time.
  • 1
    @justwellbrock @FintinaM wow you guys are rough. Would not want to get on your bad side 😄
  • 1
    @Double-A yeah maybe I’ll do that, very passive aggressive haha
  • 1
    @Double-A and look him dead in the eyes
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