We have a couple of magazines on the lunch table at work.

There was a paper cloth covering one magazine and one of the Linux engineers lifted it up. This is how it went:

LE: (Linux Engineer) hmm what's under here...? *picks up the cloth*

*a windows magazine appears*

LE: (while putting the cloth back) ew windows, let's keep you hidden!

*other engineers laughing*

God is a Civil Engineer, a troll, and has a twisted sense of humor.

Why else would He put a sewage line through a recreational area?

I think if I was doing the design, I might go the same way. Sorry, not sorry.