KILL ME. 😵

Hello @Everyone! , this is my first rant.

I feel very related to a lot of stuff going on here, thought nobody shared my ideas, but I was wrong!

Nice meeting you, se habla español and 日本語　:)

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

So, who did this and what was he thinking..?

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

bad code that works 👍

source: reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......

JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.

phew all better now

My new nintendo switch

The most overused programmer meme:

Fuck why is my shit not working?
Fuck its working.

Seriously guys its not even funny anymore.

Learnt Murphy's law the hard way,

Don't use your office laptop to create a personal auto porn downloading project specially when your boss suddenly wants to use your laptop to do a product demo to client.

Now looking for a new job, let me know if anyone need a smart developer who loves solving problems like the one mentioned above.

After reading a lot of cryptography, I realized that it would be best if Alice and Bob just talk in person

New to programming.
Just learnt about git.

Git is awesome!!

Then they say

Used to be all about nano and a vim hater, and now in vim i see the light, the truth, the bliss.

Respect

When you're creating new website and Chrome asks you if you want to translate the page from Latin.

For the NSA guys out there :p

When the API is not documented.

Cd
Ls
Cd
Cd
😂😂😂

That moment when you've spent 3 hours debugging only to realise you weren't wrong. You were just debugging the wrong variable name...
I can stop questioning my life choices now.

Just leaving this here

This is what JavaScript designers must have thought

I have a feature suggestion for devrant: some kind of polling system.
This idea came into my mind with the survey a few days ago.
Since almost all of us are devs, aspiring or experienced, we can expect (somewhat) professional opinions, e.g. on how to tackle a specific problem.
Maybe it's even possible to make this a paid service somehow. I thought about this:

Open a poll for all registered users: $0
Add requirements for a user to have to be able to vote on the poll: +0.99$ each:
- has ranted at least X times
- has at least X ++s
- has a StackOverflow account connected
...

This way, the OP can narrow down the target audience to a specific group.

Maybe...? I don't know if something like this already exists somewhere else.

How a web application works

Today my boss asked me if I wanted to travel to another country to setup a new server for a customer.
Pretty good for a student worker I think 😁. Today was a great day

So, I'm programming a control system for a prototype aerospace vehicle. You know, the stuff that needs to work to prevent falling out of the sky.

Anyway, test day was today (was -- not anymore). Wiring all the electronics, everything is actuating and works well. Except for one part, a little thruster for stability.

I spent hours - literally, fucking hours - trying to fix the problem. Wrong address? Wrong syntax? I had absolutely no clue what was wrong. Queue the hardware guy, $stupid:

$stupid: "How have you not got it working yet?!"

$me: "I don't know, everything I'm trying isn't working. I've spent hours digging through this code and nothing is fucking working."

$stupid: "Well have you set it up for the new thruster?"

$me: "What...What new thruster?"

$stupid: "Oh, the one we installed this morning, did noone tell you?"

WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS?! COMMUNICATION 101!

The website of Alphabet(parent company of Google) - https://abc.xyz, has hidden link to Hooli, the tech company from silicon valley series.

Ha 🤔

Engineers <3

Truth be spoken :P