WTF are these on my potato

Yay crickets, my favorite tinnitus sound 😁

Has anyone actually seen a monster take a shit in Dragons Dogma 2?? I found this after defeating a chimera

zzzquil.

What’s these random ass obituaries I keep seeing in my recommended google search list??? I click them thinking it’s a celebrity or athlete I don’t know but it turns out to be some random guy in Missouri

Am I the only one who likes writing tests? lol. It’s kinda relaxing and rewarding

Applied to an AI startup, offering 100 bucks if I pass their coding challenge…hopefully just an algo question and not a damn jira ticket

I want to go giraffe riding 🦒🦒

FUCK wolves in dragons dogma 2, biggest pain in the ass next to harpies. I’m a fighter class and can’t reach them when they dodge my short ass sword

cookie monster

We need a sequel to Shaq Fu.

Is it me or do meerkats look like they’re taking a pee when they stand up

https://youtu.be/iHz6ziE7X50/...

Had a nightmare that scared the LIVING SHIT out of me for some reason where a DoorDash delivery guy was using a new DoorDash feature where drivers rate customers and are allowed to attack their homes. He gave me a shit review for ordering Taco Bell and started throwing mexican food at my window and holy shit I woke up TERRIFIED. It took me a long ass time to recover from the shakes. I have no idea why it scared me this damn bad, it’s not like I was chased by a zombie with a rocket launcher 😂😂

Could this cure TeachMeCode’s constant hunger?? I don’t get why anyone can fast, I would look like the crypt keeper if I fast for half the length they suggest. Spring is the worst for me bc my fitness skyrockets and my cannibalistic metabolism goes with it. Fuck I feel like can devour an entire cow at this point

https://youtube.com/shorts/...

So TIL chat-gpt can’t COUNT!! Since my eyes suck I asked it to return the last 24 chars of a string just as a quick sanity check and it gives me back a substring of only five. Went back to correct and it returns a substring of 7 😫😫😫😫!!!!

I gave up 🤬. It always fails basic calculations for some fucked reason

stab a giant ogre in the dick until he dies

Should I eat this questionable potato that has a few purple spots? I cooked the shit out of it

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! 😂😂😂😂 I had to stop watching I can’t make it thru this vid, I lold hard enough to nearly pop a lung 😂😂🤣

OMG IM ABOUT TO GO INTO ANOTHER LOL FIT SOMEONE HELP IM GONNA LOSE MY LUNGS 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

holy shit im dead serious i dont think i can make it thru this

https://youtu.be/oucWdiid5MA/..._

chatgpt in a very polite or pc way called me an idiot 😂😂😂😂

Nachos vs hotdogs-which is the bigger choking hazard?

Pizza

https://youtu.be/sT50c0E8bY0/...

TeachMeCode here, I searched duck in my phones emoji db and found this: 🤬 Someone at Apple must REALLY hate ducks with a passion

I want to hug one lol

Raw egg ain’t that bad….

Foe of the day…lol

Ach I hath slain vile beast who starveth me lands
🐇🐇

Dragon’s Dogma 2 is Elden Ring lite and i fucking LOVE it! It’s Elden ring combined with that classic action rpg vibe I grew up with! And the climb the enemy feature is damn SICK (nothing screams being a fucking man like climbing the back of a huge beast and plunging a sword down its skull)

Here’s to sticking a sword up an ogre’s ass!

bear

What heartless soulless lizard invented one way interviews??? Fuck I keep getting these!!! 🤬🤬

I feel a burst of energy after eating macaroni salad 🤨….??

FOOD CRITIC OF THE DAY

https://youtu.be/cY-CIExNwww/...

Legionaries disease inflicted ape of the day

https://youtu.be/iCbz6BxUMuY/...