When you want to be a godly programmer but all you do on your free time is watch movies and porn. :(

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*Me pauses adblock feeling sorry*

Fucking video ad starts playing in the middle of the page/article

What I say: I'm a computer science major.

What people hear: I can resolve any tech issue you have or will ever have on any machine that exists in this universe. I am jacked into the Matrix at all times. I am the IT god. Look upon me and despair.

What I mean: Sometimes I try to tell the computer to do something and I cry when it doesn't work.

Also backend service down :P

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We are all Gods 😂

solve this?

Yep.This is it.