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XXI century construction worker.. aka software developer..
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full stack

Joined devRant on 9/20/2016

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where unit tests connect to databases.. FML

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FFS can't understand why some people don't indent SQL statements.....

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when you can only remember your password while typing it..!

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best time to code..? before everyone gets in.. after everyone leaves..

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FFS how is a guy supposed to do any work with a PC as slow as this?? how many anti-virus can you install on a single machine??!!

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Sales Advisor: "4GB is more on a mac.. they use different measurements.."... at that point I gave up trying to get some info out of him

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I wondered what they were doing.. after a while they called me over.. they were trying to inner join 3 tables and struggling.. FFS.

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just found this
// ...A shed load of voodoo is then executed...
// .. removing the need for this would have involved messing around with the existing code which is such a rat's nest that I would rather avoid it

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feeling like Hal (malcolm in the middle) trying to change a light bulb... every day..

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