https://www.foaas.com/awesome/me

Once I helped my classmate with GIMP homework. She asked me: 'So, don't you have iPhone? Because FaceTime would be better than Messenger.'

- Knock, knock
- Who's there?
- Linus' witness

8.1? :D

@linuxxx Not only a country, but a whole continent. 😂

Once in NCIS they showed nuclear missile launch program.

It was HTML with inline CSS.

I bursted out laughing. 😂

I found this on my primary school computer and I decided to keep it.
@echo off

pause

mode 1000

color 0a

:A

echo %random%
goto A

Also once, my friend opened hackertyper during ICT lesson, teacher smiled and told him to stop hacking. Best teacher ever!

@Sleepy-guy @contrastful Ahoj 😀

@m93mark You mean less or equal. 😀

@saumilshah I know. Unit symbol for gigabit is Gb and for gigabyte it's​ GB. But it would be nice to have gigabyte internet.

Yes, 1Gbps for this price, but it isn't available everywhere yet, so I have ~80Mbps up and down. Hopefully they will upgrade it here soon.

@OfficerHalf I said look not work. 😂

@OfficerHalf But you can make win 7 look like win 10.

That car in the background is Ford Focus btw.

Maybe prioritising rants by users which I selected would be better option and list of prioritised users should be private.

@sam9669 Who has summer break in March? Here in Slovakia summer break starts in July. @linuxer4fun So about 3 months from now.

Once sales girl in Orange told me that HD display means you can spill a bit of water on it. With that logic I can shower while browsing devRant as I have Full HD screen.

When you're so bored and create LineOverflowException in your notebook.

@kurtr Both functions won't work for negative numbers.

I've watched Silicon valley and I'm really looking forward for 4th season. Currently I'm watching Scorpion and I must say it's really good, I've already seen first and second season.

@linuxer4fun I think it isn't regular because devices don't have the same screen resolution. Close button is aligned to bottom left corner and photo is centered, so if someone has narrower or higher screen it becomes irregular.

My country's land registry website works only in IE. What more, it's named KaPor which comes from the first letters of its full name. In my language this word also means carp.

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

My bag automatically compresses sandwiches which are there for 2 and more hours. 😀

int i = 0;
while (i < 10) {
//some code
i++;
}

In my primary school we had shitty XP with nearly 1GB of ram and dualcore Pentium. Now in high school we have PCs with 4GB of ram and quad i5, so it's like heaven compared to my primary school.

@viking8 And then get fired because he isn't needed anymore.

@thejohnhoffer If it would be like that, this comment woudn't have existed. 😀

@joci 4ka? 😀

Slovakia/East 🇸🇰