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Aboutdumpster diving my way thru code like a dung beatle feverishly hammering against spaghetti
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Skillsproud lisp hacker, vim nutjob, scheming thru the web an'beyond
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@jeeper hey, you said it, man 🙌🏻
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@lorentz we'd have type holes, bro, type holes 🥲
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@lorentz I think if Rust had HKTs that wouldn't even be an issue anymore
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@nemetepst right?! Shit like pattern matching, geez I use it everywhere and if it's missing from the language I either implement my own or burst a vessel trying
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Golang's a classic example. The amount of time I've cracked a nut trying to write it like Rust is of ocd-like procrastination -
usually I scratch stuff in lua or typescript and rewrite in Rust afterwards. Though python would be better, editing python code is annoying as fuck since I write it rust-style. fuck, rust's pervasive
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@nemetepst mostly rust
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btw, tbh, completely honest, the above would be the most likely scenario. I mean, since most women and LGBTQIA+ are "wokes", that's at least half the planets population, right? I mean, give each a gun and we'd have our "woke" planetary government in no time at all
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Y'all know, I used to get fucked all the time at runtime before functional programming. Nowadays I do all my personal projects with functional programming and, it might sound repetitive, but it all just works with barely any testing at all. I do however, spend a considerable amount of time profiling shit cuz it's a style of programming that generates a FUCKTON of garbage. Like, some serious memory spikes if you're not careful
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@kanyewest what if it's the wokes who come into power? It's them wokes planetary dictatorship? It's a dictatorship, I mean, freedom of speech isn't exactly a thing in dictatorships. I mean, a "tranny" word and It'd be to the Gulag with the speaker 🕺🏻
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@nemetepst "if it compiles it works" is a meme nowadays lol
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Closest thing to that would be Russia. Do you like Russia, OP? Cuz you can't have a centralized government on planetary scale without dictatorship
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@SidTheITGuy India's street food scares the shit out of me. That aside, I'd like to visit India one day. See some old stuff. Doesn't get older than India. Maybe China's older, but I doubt it
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office safety essentials
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@Grumm definitely misspelled Apple.
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have you done DevOps before?
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@Demolishun glorious days. GunZ, Tibia, Need for Speed Underground, Counter Strike 1.6, DotA, Castle of Wolfenstein... Skipping school to hit the lan house. I'd spend a whole afternoon staring at that Win7 screen.
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Been there, more than once. It was NOT nice. Code looked so bad I never looked back afterwards
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what? where? not on my family it's not! Neither my 10y sis, nor our 11y cousin or her 13y brother have phones...
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that's awfully specific 🤔
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been there, done that, not worth the pain if it's scriptware
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drunk on fangness, have you survived your first layoffs already?
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Too much videogame will do that to you
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I'm pretty sure you should see a lawyer just to be safe. If you can and choose to take some legal measure, know that it might poke holes on future job applications
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however, it will depend on where your randomness came from. Obviously, if it was pseudorandom-ish, you probably will find some literature out there about what you witnessed
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My 2 cents would be trying to solve that random sample to find out if they define a space. That space, if found, will be your parameters
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@Wisecrack cuz with bytecode you can literally count instructions.
Let me see if I get that right.
you ran the algo, got some stuff right 👍🏻 the stuff that was wrong 👎🏻 you "clamped" 🪠 those to a random space and found the correct values in that space somewhere.
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I do not mind a little cushion for the pushing - thou I'm a scrawny stick of a man, I like them curves.
I do mind obesity thou. Not that it's ugly or anything, but, unless it's a genetic issue, I can't fathom how the fuck do those obese-by-habit people eat all that nutricidal shit when there's literally a child going hungry on the street next door. That, to me, that's a character flaw.
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Down vote me all you want, but if you're fat just cuz you eat too much and not cuz you were born that way, you should be giving away that extra calorie intake to those in need instead -
@Lensflare TBH, about Swift... It's a fucking masterpiece! Too bad it's from Apple
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That's cuz you were 300 years early
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you got time then, right? so, would you mind doing me a solid?
teach me master