This requires a lot of dedication....

Fellow developers. I would like to know on average how much coffee we drink during the day. Can we fill a pool with that?

Oh crap, life is rude

Interviewer: Who created JavaScript?
Me: ... Seriously?
Interviewer: Completely

WTF? First time I face that kind of question in an interview... For the record, I didn't know the answer, according to Wikipedia Brendan Eich created JS

Have this ever happened to you?

Online photo contests. Winner chosen by contestants.

Why employers strongly believe Front-End and Back-End are synonyms of Full-Stack?
They are requiring Front devs to have knowledge and experience with relational databases and Back devs to be experts in HTML and CSS, sometimes graphic design stuff too.
For God's sake just hire a Full-stack Dev

Careful when pushing to master

I thought somebody was hacking my laptop and recording everything I do until I discover this key which is supposed to record my gameplay and I was pressing it accidentally. Feel dumb now.

Please help the kittens

A client decided to give a refresh to his website. So he said he wanted me to take care of it. Curious because he has an IT guy full-time just for the website.

When I offered the hosting service too the IT guy got crazy, he started making a lot of questions like why should I take full control of the website. I replied that's optional, I can just deploy the website in the current server.

The client said, yes I want you to take care of everything.

IT guy again making questions about what database I'm planning to use, what framework, what version, bla bla bla.

At this point I said to my self: Well, maybe this guy made an awesome job. Probably he used a framework that I don't know. The database must be neat and tidy.

So, I go an check the current website... WordPress... Are you freaking kidding me? The IT guy getting crazy for a premium WP template? Why is he full-time anyway? Why is the client looking for someone else?

Ran out of projects :(
What should I eat now?

Hey guys! Why don't you share your first code of the year?

(At least a small piece of it)

*This can take a few minutes*
Fuck you Windows, I've been waiting for an hour now and just 18%

/**
* Do not read before New Year.
**/

Happy coding to all of you guys! My very best wishes for this 2018. May your code be free of bugs the whole year.

P.S. Fuck you testers (just kidding, we need you)

You know it's true, you love that almighty feeling

Merge conflicts are such a pain in the ass 😥

Finish debugging before going to bed...

I love Christmas :3

Me everyday:
1- Get excited to start coding
2- Start coding
3- Run code
4- Bug found
5- Start debugging
6- Start feeling frustrating
7- Start questioning myself about career
8- Start hating life
9- Start banging head against the wall
10- Start looking for a different job
11- Oh shit! It was a typo
12- Go back to number 1