Data Scientist: Recommendation Engine
Sr. Data Scientist: Machine Learning system to recommend personalized content to users.
Principal Research Scientist: AI to realise users' need for content and customise the user feed using content populated for maximum content usage that correlates with their likes/needs/wants.
God: ...

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Friend: Let's use GitHub as cloud storage

Coffee. Check.
Spectacles to look like a geek even when you don't need it. Check.
Whiteboard marker even if you don't have a whiteboard. Check.
Jargon on space-time continuum. Check.

*Sees me with a computer whole day*.

Mom: Will anything come out of it? Call me if it does.

The pleasure of finding my long lost duck :')

Not doing a very expensive course on how to name variables.

How has coding helped me?
Logic. Period.

First rule that I learnt by being a DevOps intern - never deploy on a Friday.

When intern season hits...

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.

I was an intern in a company. They invited me for a meeting where they discussed whether to clone-edit-push or fork-edit-pr.

Linux. Because it's awesome. Period.

Never be in short supply of execuses... because... the damn code just wont work!

Didn't use devRant for two days, and I already feel dead and bored. Like the juice has been taken out of me.

Power to create viruses to infect Linux

Coffee a day, keeps the tester away.

When you SSH into a machine and then SSH back into yours, you know you are drunk.

Then.

Dev: "Ah! Some free time at last, let me stack overflow something and learn"

Now.

Dev: "I'll work later, let me devRant"

Stack overflow helped one million developers exit vim.
Meanwhile, my friend struggling with notepad++.

ZShell is fun.
ZShell is educational.
It teaches you manners.
$> please poweroff

Boss: I need it done by tonight! Or you are fired!

* turns to laptop *

$> sl

* cries as the train passes :') *

Exams close.
New to devRant.
Addicted.
FML.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aha! See what I found! Never gets old!