For all the fanboys out there!

Just a guy burping and farting all day, every day.
He was a very cool guy and a good worker, so he was excused. But it was very weird when he just started at the company!

When I was 12 i had a Friday afternoon course, as they called it, in QBasic. Nothing fancy but I learned that 'I wanted to work with computers'.
10 years later I got my first programming job. It was with the old Cognos Powerhouse language on OpenVMS. Does anyone remember that?
I had that job for 4 years and it took me another 10 (and several other IT jobs) before I started to learn Java, which I do now for 2 years.

That's my career story in a tiny nutshell 😎

That's very nicely handled Eclipse!

Am I the only one who silently shouts "Run Forest ruuuuun!" when clicking a run-button?

The client asks for an online booking system for his holiday bungalow. I made a very good price for him but he wonders why it costs so much because I can just copy the calendar from an excel file and place it on the site, can't I?

When your project leader wants to work 100% scrum and the steering committee, up front, wants to know exactly what will be delivered, what it will cost and when it will be ready..

I've made my hobby my job.
And now I don't have to work a day in my life!

Fuck you IBM. Fuck your products and most of all fuck your documentation!

When your team members report a bug in my code, when they actually changed the specs and didn't tell me 😳

When at work: take a shit.
When at home: take a shit and/or shower.

IBM FileNet / Content Engine.. it's so fucking cumbersome! And still I miss so much information 😩