There is nothing in this world that can run at 100% efficiency except transformers at power plants.

What the fuck is the edge™

Spending more time debugging a language than actually writing code

Marketing sold a URL with an emoji

These e-mails should have been meetings!

Dual ported RAM is somethin i kinda theorised to exist. And since today i know it does.
For those unaware: Its RAM that can be acessed via two address and data lines combined and with hardware semaphores.

Today is a day where I just want to kick start a fucking landmine!

SCADA we have systems similar to cobol in banking but pay you 80% less to maintain it.

Realtors are fucking goons.You find something online to rent. You call them to have a look around. Nah you need to fill out the online form for that. Same person responds in an Email: "You need to contact the current tenant under xxxxx for a visit" The online ad and that would be atleast 5k. Good luck ever making that back with someone who moves again in like 8 months. Thank god I dont have any real estate! Can't afford it anyways.

Simply having a university degree is not a reasob for a bigger salary comapred to a non degree. Its just a school where you learn some of the stuff you need on the job. Therefore if you prove that you know the same it is the same. Same work same salary.

IEC 61131-3 thats it! Thats the rant!

Simatic S5 is a nuclear resistant cockroach!

The creators of IPsec just wanted to flex how good they are at cryptography. That shit complicated af!

Darkness lures programmers!

Get off my swap!!!

Apparantly someone made the Mr. in an automatic support email static. BeCAusE ThERe aRE no WOmEn in IT!

11 of 17 tickets that are currently "on hold" are assigned to me...

I'm kinda tired of my office corner. Sure it is a decent place to be. With flexibility being a 10/10 and it is basically stress free. But it starts to grind on me. Its not really challenging and I feel stuck where I am. Nothing interesting happening. I get constantly teased with going outdoors. I am just a few steps short of another dev becoming a farmer. Mix this with a "the world will end anyway in the future so might aswell go out and see it" mentality.

There is AI in Mayonnaise!!!!

How it's written: Mayonnaise
How it's pronounced: Miodaynoce

I think I'm gonna throw up!

I need to rework this abomination against god. Who gets the idea to use json for a configuration and still ends up doing string manipulation on it. 20k lines of spaghett sprinkled over like 20 files. Just because you wante a single flat datapoint. But hey its in json. ✨

Me: *Accidentally hits Ctrl+B instead of Ctrl+V*

Automation studio:
YOU ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING TYPE LIST MOTHERFUCKER! I WILL HAVE YOU WAIT 2 MINUTES BEFORE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE!

Some people really get paid to not think at all! Licensing server stuff got changed by one of our suppliers. Licensing client basically screams nonsensical errors when wanting to move a license. Supports response: "Yeah, in rare cases there might be an error. There will be an update to fix this in the coming weeks."
Why do you push online updates before the local ones! Fucking electrical socket impregnators!

Nothing better than watching sshd generate a new set of keys every time you boot your 300Mhz ARM processor. Just because the entire filesystem is in RAM.

Telekinesis is technically also telepathy. Since you can move the air next to someones ears to create sound.

string vs wstring
byte size vs double byte size

Pain! Agony even!

Ok, so you can add another CPU for more redundancy and security. Safety PLC's do that. But the one which takes the cake is definitely Pilz. The ended up using three of the same CPU in one controller. Does that at that point really increase failsafe performance or is it just overengineering for getting a certification?

Outlook reply suggestions to a question:

I dont know
Thats strange
That is not supposed to happen

Shut the fuck up! I'm not a pencil pusher!

Y'all ever done some IOT with a programming language that hasn't been updated since the 1990's???

Welcome to PLC development! Your first thing to do is find out whta these dozen global variables do that are used by several tasks in odd places.