You got to be kidding me...

xCode is the worst piece of shit IDE ever created.

Frustrated people on StackOverflow, you gotta love them.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I SPEND HOURS INVESTIGATING INCOMING & OUTGOING DATA. I CHECKED ALL THE CODE, I EVEN TEAMVIEWED A CUSTOMER WHICH WAS HAVING SOME ISSUES WITH MY APP.

TURNS OUT I FORGOT A FUCKING '/' IN MY FUCKING CODE. WHICH MEANS THE HOLE GODDAMN API URL MAKES NO SENSE.

WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS OVERCOMPLICATE SHIT LIKE THIS.

FUCK

Not the best example of the observer pattern...

Source: 9gag

How to get a developers attention?

Simple, just leave a negative review on one of his apps. This will surely motivate the fellow to help you out. Contact forms are for the weak.

Oh boy, who knew. Logging exceptions without monitoring them is quite useless.

Recruiters...

When your app gets a positive review..

Want to send an email? Sure thing, how about you configure first a DKIM, DMARC, SPF and some reverse DNS. Otherwise your mail can go fuck itself, because it won't even make it to the spam folder. Even if you do all these time consuming fuckwit tasks I might just mark your mail as spam. Because fuck you, that's why.

Sending mail to Gmail in a nutshell.

"Our system has detected that this message is[nl]421-4.7.0 suspicious due to the very low reputation of the sending IP address"

Oh shit..

Note to self: Don't test on production servers. Gmail has now blocked my ass.

For fuck sake, one small bug and my app immediatly gets a 2 star rating. HOW ABOUT YOU REPORT THE FUCKING BUG TO ME SO I CAN FUCKING FIX IT. MY EMAIL IS IN THE GODDAMN DESCRIPTION. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO SEND ME AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF A WORTHLESS RATING.

Using post-it notes for todo lists and never look back at them.

Just received my very first pull request on GitHub. Pull request: "Remove jquery as dependency".

* Makes repo private *

!rant

The feeling you get when you see that Google Play Store is updating your own app.

Just wasted 30 mins of my life wondering where the fuck this bug is coming from. This is why i fucking hate javascript.

They arrived♡

!programming_related

The ending of: Terminator, The sarah conner chronicles.

I wish they didnt cancelled the show. It had a great story and every episode was exciting.

Google Insights updates their image score algorithm. Now all our website scores dropped from ~90 to 20 - 50. Guess who needs to resize all the freaking images. Fuck me.

Fuck. I created a branch from beta instead of our production branch. This is why I always check my commits before pushing...