lotta jealous 🤡 trolls on this platform...

funniest thing to me is they think they are so smart they are hiding their trollishness.... but it couldn't be more obvious 😂😂😂😂

bitch, i told you, i am muad'dhib

i see through all

i've even forseen this post and its replys

what

I wonder what they're jealous of and how they express it

*watches*

Don't drink the water....

Your son is a worm?

@fullstackchris you go girl! Show us what smart is

Lisan al gaib

I'm not a troll, but it would be easy to be one.

For example:

ios keyboard sucks and Macs are only good for consuming media.

Wow. I'm having an epiphany. I've had a long eventful life. I studied, graduated, had my first job, met the love of my life and started a family. Then my grandma said to me that one day, that I'd comment on some platform and it will be the most useless thing that every been posted on the Internet. Today is that day.

Cabbage balls

@fruitfcker you're dunking with basic bitch life achievements everyone is expected to do?

@cuddlyogre
FAKE RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HHGUJBVVFGHJJ!

but yeah.

@jestdotty life achievements? You misunderstood. None of that matters. I'm just a speck in the universe. I'm nothing to all of you. I'm not even a speck of nothing to each and everyone of you. I'm not even in your thoughts. I don't expect any of you to follow in my footsteps. I'd probably set the bar far low than any of you. Tell me, when you're holding that wrinkly egg, did you ever thought this could be what fruitf.cker's egg looks like? You don't give a tiny rat's ass. I'm not even remotely in your thought. I'm just an old fraud, typing on some overpriced machine who bullshitted my way in life. And it will be alright. It doesn't matter. It's just some nobody, random() guy's perspective. I'm just rambling nonsense. If you've made this far, I'm sorry.

@fruitfcker ok now your greatest achievement is you can be in someone's head for 12 seconds

also you're right I recognize your username but I absolutely don't know who you are but I know several other people, some of which I've seen the name of less than yours surely

@jestdotty I was shooting for 15. So close.

@fruitfcker ok now your personality to me is "loser"

to be fair you are fucking fruit
that's called a yeast infection

@cuddlyogre which is what most of the people do anyway!

@jestdotty you god damn right. Just don't use the quotes.

@fruitfcker 😝

No, I am the real muad-dick.