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Condor
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I love it when a fellow "dev" asks about some interesting security topic (full disk encryption) and I'm like "yeah I use LUKS pretty much everywhere".. and then takes an entire arm when given a hand.

Performance in LUKS? Yeah sure you can benchmark it within cryptsetup. Here's how to do it and choose a good cipher for your CPU.

D: Oh also how do I check my battery life?
M (thinking): you lazy fucking piece of shit.
M: FUCKING GOOGLE IT
D: Obviously that means that you don't know it.
M (thinking): so not only lazy but also disgustingly ungrateful, fucking twat.
M: acpi. Next time fucking Google it.
D: You know what? Never mind.

As if I'm the one that's fucking wrong now!! But you know what, never mind indeed. Because you've successfully wasted my fucking time instead of fucking googling "check battery life Linux" like a sensible dev would.

Fellow "dev", if you're on devRant I hope you read this. You can seriously go fuck yourself.

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  • 2
    lmgtfy ftw
  • 3
    @klimi want me to post the entire chatlog here for all of devRant to see? But clearly made up. Go fuck yourself.
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    (edit: chatlog moved to https://clbin.com/JVRt2 as it cluttered the comments)
  • 2
    Gawd, lad. But don't take his " you could just say you don't know" too serious though, he might've actually meant that you could say it because you didn't want to answer every question, in that regard: you could know, but became too irritated to answer St00pid questions he could indeed DDG/G for himself.
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