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Azure may look like shit at the beginning, but given enough time to experience it you understand that you were right all along, it is actual shit

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    Haha. It's the only major player I have no actual experience with, and I really should close that gap if clients insist on hiring me as cloud solutions architect 😆
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    @CoreFusionX think of it as AWS from Wix
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    I'm no fan of Microsoft at all.

    Whenever I come in contact with MS products, it starts with a bad feeling. Then some cringy thing happens... then shit is raining down.

    SQL server is the kind of thing that says: I was born in darkness. I was molded into shit. I overcame the shit to become the shit stain in your pants!

    NOW I WILL MAKE YOU CRAP YOURSELF.

    (sorry, SQL server was a very special traumatic experience).
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    🤘🤘🤘 Yes, absolutely agreed with this. Azure is like that annoying waiter who will ask you 100 questions for a fucking glass of water and end up saying sorry we dont have that available right now.
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    @IntrusionCM what version was that? I used it for a bit and it was ok. That said I’ve never used Postgres so maybe I’m used to eating shit.
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    nah. shit is actually useful as fertilizer.

    azure is just there to torture souls.
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    @ars1 necro bump.

    I had many *different* Clients using SQL server.

    The UI (dunno what it is called) is ... Localized.

    Try using it in German... Its not fun.

    The next thing that I really dislike is how windows centric it usually is...

    It has gotten better, but still ...

    Windows for Server is like chopping your dick off and pretending to be a sexaholic - it just doesn't make sense.

    Last but not least... Interestingly - no client neither their products had any good database design.

    Nothing "directly" related to MS SQL Server... But given the UI and the programs and the price for the *programs* ... Its kinda a self fulfilling prophecy.

    I had a lot of trauma regarding the database design I've seen with SQL server - especially with high priced software.

    Tables with 250 + columns?

    Yup.

    Index size making up 90 % of storage, cause completely wrong and overdone like a steak cooked to charcoal?

    Yup.

    I could go on, but my stomach is already giving me reflux.
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