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kanishk
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You have a presentation due in next 5 minutes?

Windows:- Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Let's update the PC.

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  • 11
    Windows living on the Edge now
  • 9
    @gitpush Indeed. They are suffering from a Chromic disease.
  • 3
    @kanishk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 3
    and then when it's done.
    you try to understand why your ssd is full. and then you see the fucking windows.old directory that takes 25GB
  • 6
    I feel vulnerable.

    @Windows
  • 3
    @kanishk they have their eyes on you, I wouldn't feel safe after that though
  • 3
    @GodHatesMe you became a Linux user :O :D
  • 3
    I don't understand Microsofts logic with forced updates.
  • 3
    @dontbeevil

    Not a valid reason.

    Warn the user, and let them opt out at their own risk.

    I had to do a regedit to disable updates, and they can STILL force some updates onto me..
  • 4
    @Cyanite a vulnerable computer is not your own risk. Similarly to why vaccination should not be optional.
  • 7
    People rant about Windows being vulnerable (back in the day) and now rant about Microsoft doing the right thing.

    That being said, they shouldn't be doing this during your working hours. And they actually don't.
  • 2
    @elazar I thank you for this comment.
  • 2
    I once attended a lecture at university and at some point windows decided it would be a good moment to reboot and to apply updates. Some swearwords were spoken but he simply continued without visuals.
    Incidentally, this was the only time he used his laptop because he would normally use his iphone without any issues.
  • 3
    @gitpush @kanishk Could go to the Opera in the mean time?
  • 5
    Trust me, I know whats best for you :)
  • 2
    @linuxxx sounds great, but I hate opera πŸ˜…
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    @algoholicDev you cought me πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚
  • 0
    I still have a windows 10 PC for testing purposes.

    One fucking update failed to install, can't find the reason anywhere. No errors in event logs, just "failed to install" in windows update log.

    Every single shutdown and boot, it tries to install and configure that update again, taking 10-20 minutes every time. I've tried all kinds of tips from MS to repair corrupted update catalogs etc... none of them working.

    I wouldn't mind it if fixing was just a complex operation, but it's so fucking opaque and cryptic.
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