I didn't believe him but this guy was goddamn right.

It's the one thing that keeps me sane

Found this one

Startups!

just finished my graduation, now I need luck for my job interview!

It just hit me that 'devRant' is in camel case.

I approve.

Whohoo, I'm in the +1000 club!

Every damn time.

Hehe, stumbled upon an oldie :-)

struct ComputerContractor
{
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void work;
int hiring_him_again;
const pain_in_the_arse;
unsigned agreement;
short fuse;
volatile personality;
static progress;
};
/* and there are no unions in sight */

Best possible week 13 rant... 😑

Thanks for the new features devRant.

Ultrawide display please!

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

There's a strong correlation between the people that think Windows 10 is 'terrible', and those that take a photograph of their monitor using their phone.

The only programming joke I know is my code...

I thought that a Telegram group of developers could be useful and cool!
https://telegram.me/joinchat/...
Share if you're a Dev.

We should learn how to live life from Linux.

I hate when manager wants an Android app supportable all the way to GinerBread .FUCK YOU ASSHOLE how about I tell you to work 24/7 .PM Shitholes doesn't know shit about coding and make some unrealistic promises and when things don't work this bastards are all over your ass and want you to fix things . How about asking a developer before making such unrealistic promises . Let me tell you PM are the most useless kind of people's in the world who has failed to prove their significance in the company. Fuck you....PMs

what are cool songs for programming? been listening to darude sandstorm for too long.

The two ledgends behind devRant...all hail!
(BTW whats Tim's username?)

GF away, playing with my son the whoole weekend :)

man pages for devRant:
http://bit.ly/manpagesdevRant

atleast now we can say RTFM to many things

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

I hate everybody who says JavaScript is the best language because of loose typing and its easy to learn, YES OF COURSE IT IS EASY!

ITS FUCKING JAVASCRIPT! IT WAS MEANT TO BE EASY! AND THEN SOME ASSHOLE CAME ALONG, CREATED NODE AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!
NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO WROTE CODE FOR UX NOW THINK THEY KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN ON THE SERVERSIDE!!
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE THIS ANALTOY OF A LANGUAGE.
YOU THINK JAVASCRIPT IS THE BEST?! DO YOU REALLY??!!! OH YEAH!?!
WELL FUCK YOU AND GO TO HELL, YOU ARE NOT A DEVELOPER IN MY EYES, GO HOME KIDDO, LEARN C OR ASM OR HOW A FUCKING COMPUTER ACTUALLY WORKS!!
AND THEN TELL ME AGAIN JAVASCRIPT IS A WELL DESIGNED AND PROPER LANGUAGE!!
I'M OUT!

"Do you know how to code?"
"yes"
"Can you make me a portfolio?"
"Ermm"

Respect ...

The programmer's prayer

Wow!!!

@dfox if you don't mind sharing,
What are the current monthly statistics of devRant? :)

Just realized that my best rants are inline comments on github...

WiFi connection on my laptop suddenly dies. Spend next 2 days reinstalling drivers/Windows 10. Still doesn't fix it. Realise the hardware switch on side of laptop is in off position. *facepalm*