I'm so god damn tired. Instead of 'git add', I typed 'bitch add'.

Here are some Valentine's Days ideas for you lonely devs:

Some devs are just plain lazy. Will use:

$_GET[name]

in one line then

$_GET["name"]

further down. WTF?

If you know...

Honestly, who codes like this? This should be outlawed.

Anyone here skateboard? Now that I'm about to get some free time, I'd like to learn. I used to skateboard when I was 10 (like decades lol) but would to get back on again. I had one of those small ones that looks like a surfboard (I think they're called mini-cruisers).

My IT professor lied to me

I'm a fucking fraud

Another day as an adult not using a binary tree.

I just quit. And retired early.

Facebook _royally_ fucked us. I work in publishing and when Fuckbook pulled and refocused their resources elsewhere, we're left high and dry. And to think, these companies (including Google) would wine and dine you, give you tours and food at their regional and local HQs to make you feel "important", and how important the "partnership" will be for both. In my country, social media penetration is above 80% and Fuckbook is king. Thanks to these assholes, we lost half of our traffic and dipping due to readers avoiding news altogether. Google, doing it's usual thing, pushing AMP then abandoning it. Fuck these assholes.

Hey, anyone up for a project? It's a dating app. I was thinking about this years ago but don't have the resources to do it.

August 29, 2023
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Was it one of you guys?

Ahh PHP.... we meet again. And for the last time, old friend.

Anyone here leading a department or team/s? I'm about to tell them I'm retiring. I don't know yet how to tell them. I'm not going to use some AI script.

It's Wednesday my dudes (Thursday somewhere, so sorry about that).

True story: I was pronouncing "ASRock" as "ass-rock". Until this very moment, when I saw Linus Tech Tips Youtube channel, show an ASRock commercial. All these years...

Jezuz...

https://technology.inquirer.net/122...

Do you want to be a dev forever? Feeling the burnout? Some insights:

https://slashdot.org/comments.pl/...

How to be productive on Linkedin

Is there a new word association game at devRant I don't know about?

Some lessons need to be learned the hard way

How do you say, "You don't know the fuck you're talking about" but in a nice way?

Jesus H. Christ! How hard is it to understand what a whitelist is?

I just used chatgpt and placed bullshit jargon to aid my budget and OPEx for this year, and it worked.

Each year, we formulate some sort of paragraph/essay on how we plan to help the company achieve its goal. I dragged my feet doing this exercise.

Great, more reasons to be lazy.

Just letting you know that if I get accepted, you will all be getting free chocolates from me.

It's bound to happen:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

https://github.com/mpociot/...

What to do with this bug?

I was in Singapore last week for a conference. The speaker, who I met a long time ago and was our contact at Meta/Facebook, was promoting FB/Instagram reels and even gave pointers on best practices when posting reels.

She was one of the 11,000 employees that Meta let go one week later. Ouch.