Nonce.

@jestdotty I'm surprised how few xkcd references there are on here.

BBQ sauce? On a fucking samosa?

Dump him.

Hundsfott.

What's an ass dev?

2x4 planed square edge.

@awesomeest That's some party if there are enemas.

American food is terrifying on a number of levels.

@-red https://devrant.com/rants/10121330

@MammaNeedHummus Needle and thread?

That guitar dude with the wooly hat.

Nah, sod that.

Caching is a cruel mistress.

Run away.

But now your cat can change the location of your home at will. According to Kerckhoffs's principle you should assume the cat is aware of this.

This could end badly.

I had to learn a bit of Delphi and dBase for a one-off project a while back.

Tesla valve. It's basically witchcraft.

Klootzakjes.

@jestdotty Maybe include them in the form of a Bloom filter?

Giant lungs sounds about right

I thought shotgun debugging was where you bring out a 12-bore and start loading it whilst informing the computer that if it doesn't stop being such a little prick, you're going to take it outside and shoot it right in the tits?

@tosensei Anti-social, apparently.

Everyone gets to add another bullet point to their CV though.

@magicMirror That's what I thought. Do we conclude @b2plane is working in an Apple store?

A holesaw or a core drill is more appropriate than an auger for something like that.

My throbber disappeared years ago.

@netikras Looks more like "Asshole Digest" to me.

I bloody well hope I'm working in a loony bin. I'd be bored shitless otherwise.

@Demolishun Don't knock it til you've tried it.

@MammaNeedHummus I think chickens just have a single multifunctional connector, like USB-C.