Hi Flutter developer i just finished the development of a huge package that will change your life forever.

It is about mocking an API response from a model definition OFFLINE😊

Here is the github link
https://github.com/Afrographic/...

Here we go again

When you think that pseudocode won't run.
but it does ........(python)
Your'e like : GOD EXISTS!!!!
;)

Here's the funny 😂 😂

Coolest commit history I have seen!

Reverse the given string without using inbuilt java methods... 😭😭😭😭

Every time you will get this question even when you have more than 6 yrs of experience 😡

Merry Christmas 🎄

Am I a pixel to you?

When people think of my feature as a bug

found somewhere on insta

Lol, prob repost but funny anyway.

Seems leiht to me

If you know what I mean 😂

So true

TCP vs UDP...

During an Interview:
- What's your greatest strength?
- Perseverance.
- Ok, thank you, we'll contact you!
- I'll wait here...

I alias my "sudo" to "please" so I can practice being polite to my server and code more.

devRant terminal client.

Currently it can display rants, comments and images and avatars are
converted to ascii images just for fun. [more details]

When I was a kid, I used Dreamweaver and my mother would watch me doing things and she used to say "Oh, my dear there are lots of icons and buttons!!! How do you manage that? How do you know which one is for what purpose? You are really brilliant."

And now I use Atom IDE and she says "This looks very easy. Technology has evolved so much that you don't have to click so many buttons and just write simple lines, just as simple as writing letters and the software does the rest of the things. These softwares have done a brilliant job."

Seriously the technology has changed (and my mother too) !!!

The official E-banking website of a Georgian (country) bank. Seems like a good system 😂

My girlfriend saw me coding in XCode.
GF: What are you doing?
Me: Ahmm. Coding.
GF: *saw the colors in every line of code
GF: That's easy. You just need to follow the color pattern. Green, Blue, Red and Yellow.
Me:
Macbook:
XCode:
Charger:

BTW. She's a Preschool Teacher. Hahahaha

Windows is getting more modern design! Can't wait :)

How did you guys find devRant?

Me:
*Googled "Why PHP Sucks"*
*Landed on devrant.io*

<?php

wakeUp();
goToWedding();

while (atWedding() && bored()) {
browseDevrant();
}

goToTrainStation();
sleep(2700); // got there 45 mins early

while (trainIsMoving()) {
try {
workOnDevrant();
} catch (ProcrastinationException $e) {
// got distracted by devRant
}
}

goHome();

while (unrespondedStickerRequests()) {
sendResponse();
}

goToSleep();

?>

Day by day I realise that I don't know C

Except when there's no answers...

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

Every programmers dream convo

Yesterday in the flight I was travelling announcement: passengers carrying Samsung galaxy note 7 must switch off at all times and must not charge their phones!!

Linux doesn't support games and I'm gonna whine about it 😉