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Thanks Google. We now have a color picker for hex, rgb and more in the Google Search.

Oh my glorious diarrhea code.

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DevOps

"Bro, are you a DevOps Engineer?" 

"Yup, why?"

"For you, which one is more important, Programmer's Day or Sysadmin's Day?"

"Both of them."

"How come?"

"They are Pizza's Days, dude!"

"Oh..."

During the weekdays I code for a paycheck. On the weekends I code for fun :)

HAHAHA.

my best coworker is stackoverflow

What a developer on earth using AngularJS for form manipulation but using jQuery $.ajax to submit a form?

Marriage is basically deploying your relationship to production.

Good rule of thumb to follow when posting on devRant: if it's not a rant, we've all seen it before. Yes, we've seen that xkcd comic, or that programmer translation, that binary joke, and just about every other programming joke ever made. I know that people join at different times and may not have seen it, and there's no way they're going to sift through even a month's worth of rants to find it.

But we can decide as a community to just keep the posts to rants? Those are much more entertaining than these posts pleading for a stress ball. You get a stress ball when you rant. The more you rant, the more you clearly need a stress ball.

done(next)

Mr.Robot - mind fucking blown

Apparently this is "unacceptable" testdata.

What do you get at a Pirate event?

Arrrrrrrrrgs!!

sexy 😎

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

*badum tsss*

My boss when:

Conversation regarding passwords:

Me: "It should be longer than that"
Other dev: "That's what she said"

*taking note of the inappropriate-ness*

Me: "We need to get a room for us"
PM: "That's what she said"
Me: "Come on Ryan!"
Other dev: "That's what she said"
Sales Lady: "This will never end!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

Office dies for a minute. Michael Scott would be proud.

I love javascript. Never understood why people hate it. Javascript is love javascript is life :D

me while fighting with css

Tabs are slower than spaces: https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_b...

I've to use eclipse, on a virtual machine, on a computer with 4GB of RAM

A friend wanted me to build him csgo gambling site in a month, just about the time all of the controversy was happening.
He said - create it for me please and if we succeed I'll give you part of the profit, there will be money for you.

I seriously love Devrant. I think I have been missing this for all my life! seriously. who ever wrote this is a genius. I love this.

Every nodejs programmer:

How do I check this variable is an array?
npm i isArray

I want some DevRant Stickers!!

Seems like every image on here is posted multiple times...

Some developers need this book.

Shit.. tricky!

That J reply when you call your beb with any other girl's name 😂😂😂... Siri vs cortana