Squirrels make creepy fucking sounds, I was walking near a bush and heard screeee screeee screeee

@shovethisrant the guy was winded grating cheese, he needs gym time. Badly. He was huffin n puffin like a choo choo train

And that woman in the vid is either really dumb or high as a fucking kite

@shovethisrant bc it involves eating fast food in a car with random strangers picked up from fucks knows

Let’s make pizza with Food Dip

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a dead cat

@shovethisrant well I do have quite a bit of Italy chef boyardee blood/ancestry in me 😂

Grazie

retirement home

Well tbh I think it was the avocado ranch that did it. But damn I almost want to drink an entire bottle of that stuff

HOLY shit I take back what i said about Taco Bell in awesomeests bean rant, I feel so bad bc I ordered from their cantina menu, the chicken burrito meal with avocado ranch sauce and taco supreme and DAMN THAT WAS GOOD. There’s better Mexican places around (in fact Taco Bell barely makes it in the Mexican restaurant league) but I ordered out of curiosity bc one of my fav YouTuber’s penguinz0 who is damn refined actually liked it in a review.

The chicken and avocado ranch was so damn good I was in fucking bliss eating it, even the nacho cheese wasn’t as nasty as usual for Taco Bell.

@jestdotty I can’t help but use it as such. That’s pretty much what it is

@awesomeest can’t even count how many approaches I had to reject from gpt bc of how awful and hacky they were. I went with my own 90 percent of the time. Not a flex, just pointing out that when gpt isn’t wrong it gives solutions that are just weak sauce

@shovethisrant

@awesomeest aaaawwwe don’t get me STARTED on chat gpt I used to like it but damn anything more complex than a fucking boilerplate which even then it fucks up sometimes and it’s a DISASTER. And it contradicts itself all the time. I ask it if this is a good approach, it offers a “better solution”, I point out how similar it is to mine and it says shit like “very sorry for the oversight. It is indeed efficient. By *yadda* we ensure the code is maintainable”

I used to think it was tight on theory but it slipped up on basic react and shit like writing code that access private vars from outside a class. Even working code was hacky and monkey patched to provide a bandaid solution to a 400lb lion bite

@awesomeest yeah a damn simple honey bee sting is enough to drive my body crazy. I remember at age 14 I got too close to a nest in the woods and a swarm of honeybees staring chasing me, stinging my face and ears. I ran my ass off but they won. Had my face covered in oregano and butter to soothe the pain 🤣🤣 (I don’t recall details but it was seasoning and my mom had me wear this concoction)

Ironically spiders don’t disturb me even giant African tarantulas but if I even see something make that circular hover bees make I jump a bit 😂

Wasps are bigger stronger more aggressive, yeah kill the nest and every fucking bug that lives in that thing, get one sting on your painful side and you’ll be on more opiates than ozzy

@awesomeest yeah you’re a different case bc you’re so damn smart even crazy complex is abc to you so it’s harder to find what would stick out as non abc to someone who’s gotta read it

Not that you don’t give a crap, obvious you do since you’re asking

@awesomeest “if this piece of code has to be read by someone else or by myself after a long period of time away from it, will that person or later me understand it”

If I can’t avoid spaghetti I at least try to make variables and functions descriptive so they know intent

@kobenz I was really bored and started to read the beginning of the typescript guide and holy shit there’s a section on MUTABLE EXPORTS

export let x = “something”

WHAT SCARES me is that this being a rule means someone actually tried something like this

Looks like she’s taking a peepee

@kobenz sounds good! Thanks!

@kobenz what’s a good hangover recipe? I feel fucked now. Usually I eat omelettes for hangovers or something greasy

Kitty is standing!!

@awesomeest kill them with insecticide spray.

If we can make boring health foods deadly and loaded nachos healthy I would nominate that person responsible for king of the universe

If only alcohol can be a health food lol

@awesomeest I have a huge phobia of bees or any other fly that has a stinger on its ass. Even more than spiders, I can tolerate Shelob from lord of the rings but cringe when I see a huge bee or any of these nature shows where the guy stings himself

I can’t be in the same room as one, even if it’s an innocent fat bumble

@awesomeest I suck at colors, if I look hard enough it’s blonde but if I half ass glance or don’t squint hard enough it looks red lol.

@jestdotty damn did you graduate manga cum laude from @awesomeest ‘s academy of deep psychoanalysis lol. Yeah he looks sleezy, this lizard is not someone you should socialize with

@jestdotty this is his picture

@jestdotty does that look like a male Hispanic to you? lol

Probably a shit app glitching out