Ha Ha Ha... No one can replace my terminal ever...

Bit Off

science,bitch!

There are 10 types of people in this world!

I actually forced myself to write documentation for my current project. So I have spend hours writing guides and stitching together guides I've found all around the web 😐 On the other hand, now I'll be capable of re-setting up the server in about 30 to 45 minutes 🙃

["Hip","Hip"]

//Hip Hip Array

My coworker can't be bothered with learning git branching, so he comments out significant functionality during testing and then comments it back in before go-live. What could possibly go wrong?

My plant.

So what are your skills? 😜

So I just got an email from some marketer with over 1000 addresses in the cc field.

A few of these people have already hit reply-all.

Have people forgotten how email works?

XKCD knows how life works.

when i worked in IT, some coworkers told me to install some stuff in the "happy" and delete some files from the "surprised". I spend several days confused, until they explained me... Idk if they are idiots or geniuses.

happy disk (C:)
surprised disk (D:)

maybe they were both.

git merge

It's a flower pot xD

Just a refresher..

When you are working on interface and suddenly they want you to do backend 😂😂

DevRant needs some code syntax highlighter for improve readability

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is my go to commit message when there are so many changes.

Gettin' your priorities straight be like...

`git push origin master --force`

When the only "api" documentation you have is a wsdl file...

When a client calls you when you are on holidays.

When shit goes down but you're leaving next week:

Reference vs value ;)

Welcome to San Francisco, where even the ice cream ads are programming jokes.