Pressed ctrl+z in eclipse after editing a file for about an hour and all my changes were undone.

*Slow claps*

There is no reasonable excuse for doing anything less than your best.

- Robert C. Martin, Clean Code

Not really Dev advice, but I appreciated it.
"Do your best to take responsibility for everything that happens to you. Even if it's not your fault."
"On the flip side, never apologize for something that isn't your fault. That includes other people's feelings. You're not in control of their emotions."

Don't trust each and every answer on stackoverflow, think outside the box and follow the manual

Our scrum master just said, "minimum valuable product."

*After coding in java for a long time*
I ended up a Google Search with ";"

😁

it is not enough for code to work.

only if git commit --amend worked in real life

Haha sounds about right

GDPR done right. 😂😂

Week 3:

Lead developer has not noticed his Favio Lanzoni and My Little Pony wallpapers.

Git gus scrub

Simple story i got a freaking job !!!! From my internship !

I really miss putting on some headphones and getting shit done while listening to some rock.

I like pair programming, but doing it all the time is starting to feel exhausting. I need some "me" time, ya know?

When you don't read the documentation for a new programming language...

Anyone have experience using a keyboard layout other than QWERTY? I’ve heard the Dvorak layout is real fast to work with.

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I'll spend the first twelve sharpening the axe. —A programmer.

Using gitbash on Windows for pretty much everything and watching the dust collect on my mouse

What does your typical development environment look like?

I’m not wrong, I’m just an asshole.

Don't burn other devs just because you don't like their solution. Discuss empower and stop being a total prick. People should look up to you because they respect you not because you put them down!

Headphones on = I'm in a flow. Leave me the fuck alone.

I should put a sign on my door, "DO NOT DISTURB, CODING.... BRING SACRIFICE IF YOU MUST...." damn distractions....

I am a programming teacher in Colombia and the week's topic is very useful for me, thanks to all for writing your ideas, but in the other hand I think that some points have not been understood, for example in my college we use in the beginning of the course notepad so that the students learn the sintaxis and good practices and they no dependent of a especific tool or Ide (an advantage of this practice is that the student learn to use command tools easily). We want that que student learn programming and not a language or software . This because in our experience the students learn to use a tool but not to resolve a problem and this is bad in a long term.

Found this online, it seems MS-Paint is still useful.

Ok I'm officially losing my fucking mind!

I've been trying to solve a connection bug that only occurs in production which is cool if THIS FUCKING APP DIDN'T TAKE 30 MINUTES TO DEPLOY!!!

Been busy for 4 hours and I've only been able to test 4 minor fixes.

You guys are pissed off whenver you see a mail with plain text password. And here I have clients who couldn't log in even after I shoved the raw and plain credentials up their arses.

When ur rants only ++ is from dfox

I feel like a lot of devs, last years self included.

Need to realize, a great Dev is not necessarily one that Ace in code.

But rather one that can convey and understand the problems they're to solve and more importantly the perspective of the end user.

There are so many interesting and great things to learn in IT, but I have the feeling, none of these is taught at my university 😪

More than half my class: "I prefer the gui from git for Windows to the command line"

The same half: "whoops... How do I revert that?"