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Partner @ Hosting Chilli. Here to throw jokes at you. While also keeping it classy.
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html, css, js, php, objective-c, swift, laravel, android, java, c#, flutter, devl
Location

Lebanon
Website

http://hostingchilli.com
Github

mzpro10

Joined devRant on 2/6/2017

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Yeah much shorter... *evil laugh*

joke/meme joke url meme

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Noobs be like...

joke/meme meme css !important
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Google I/O'18
Starts off with amazingly annoying synth music!

joke/meme google io annoying kill me

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The only file I get excited about is CSS. *wipes tear*

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CSS !important

always annoyed me cz I read it not important where it actually means the opposite... Damn it devs get your shit together!

undefined language barrier

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Get child support LOL

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Guys do you think I should skip angular 1 straight to two. I want to do that for ionic 2

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Guys what's your view on Net Neutrality??

undefined net neutrality

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I don't use rubber duck debugging method. I use the "I really need the money" debugging method.
Works perfectly!

undefined life of a dev

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Bumped up my ego. While at the same time question my life decisions.

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My new wallpaper!!

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Friend: can you take a look at me code?
Me: sure, it's all shit!
Friend: You didn't even look!?
Me: did you write the code?
Friend: yes...
Me: well, I don't have to look, I can smell ur shitty code!

undefined teasing my friend

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I still can't understand how Apple could copyright their name!
If I try to register Avocado I'm sure I'll get turned down!
Money is power!

undefined power to the people

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Youtube needs to fix their auto-captions LOL

undefined wth

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The floor is Lava!

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When the algo goes the wrong way!!!

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That's why I'm always tired:
I go to learn some framework, I bump into a term that ends up being a whole other programming language that uses a tool that needs 2 months to learn... and there's just so much stuff to learn!!!

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Like it should be you stupid bitch!

undefined tabs are life! tabs over spaces

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who will give me closure?

undefined one more so i can sleep!

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It's gif

undefined gif or gif

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Boss: When will the website be ready?
Me: Um, maximum by Tuesday
*Boss comes back Tuesday*
Boss: Ok, show me the website...
Me: ....
Boss: ....
Me: I didn't say which Tuesday....

undefined how to lose your job

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Well you better look again, bitch!

undefined python is always online!

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When I was in school pretending to study

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It's my 22 birthday!
Anyone else today?

undefined eat cake and code

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The game that keeps me alive. Anyone else?

undefined boom beach!
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Hello little guy... together we're gonna make history :')

undefined first commit

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What is AI?
CS student: Artificial intelligence
Graphics Designer: Adobe Illustrator
Biology student: Anthro Insertion
Pervert: Anal Intercourse

Lesson: be careful with your abbreviations

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On the next episode of "when life gives you lemons" we will teach you how to enter a USB correctly on the first go. Yes, you heard me, after 7 years of research, and 2 years of not research, we did it!

undefined when life gives you lemons

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Omg... Spam spam everywhere!

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Because they know there's gonna be issues

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