That's it I'm done with CSS alignment 💀

Free breakfast before work starts
Overtime if working on weekend
Decent coffee
Quick meetings
New and fun challenges for every new project

F*cking love devrant

Currently building code for an app for a website using nothing more than my tablet, it sucks being out of country when you're trying to work😡😡😡

It's irritating when people think app development is as easy as creating the wireframing...

!rant

I love the fact that some programmers will put there heart and soul into a project and spend there entire life working on it to only have no recognition or earn a single cent.

Yet the man who invented toilet paper literally wiped his ass and made millions...

I love how the world works! :-D

Well played, Google assistant! well played!

Turned in my two weeks yesterday. Taking a role at a company with more than one programmer. Here's hoping for new friendships and shared knowledge. :)

My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

🤡🤡🤡

Client: I said I wanted that text to be white. We talked about this. You have to do what I tell you.

Me: the text is white. The color code is #ffffff.

Client: well make it more white!

*Sigh*

Here we go

Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

Fixing a parents iPhone, episode 1.

Problem: "Whatsapp is gone off my phone"

Debugging:

Me: *unlocks phone and sees whatsapp*, it's right here.

Mam: no, I no that I can't see my messages.

Me: ok, that is definitely not what "whatsapp is gone off my phone means".

*opens whatsapp*
*inside add contact screen*

App seems ok, your trying to add a contact?

Mam: that's a problem, whenever I open it I only see that page.

Me: *taps cancel button with shocked face*

Mam: omg there's my messages, how did you do that?

Me: ... ... ... I tapped the very easy to see, large cancel button in the top right hand corner.

Mam: but why was it opened there?

Me: *looks at opened message from unknown number*

If I was to hazard a guess, now stay with me on this one as it's a bit complex. I think ... I THINK ... you clicked the "add to contacts" button on the screen in front of you.

I am suspicious of one thing though.

Mam: what's that?

Me: how you managed to click the add contacts button, and when brought to the add contacts screen, you assume the app is broken.

Mam: oh will you **** off you sarcastic little ****. Thank you very much.

Me: no prob, 4 year computer science course put to great use.

I guess my brain needs more processing power, or better recovery times?

Programmers..

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

WHHHYYYY?? 😤😲😣😕😨😬😡😫

may be

Time to swag up that laptop

Beard is love 🦁❤

what does it look like in Linux kernel?

Feeling of world's best engineer...

Me: I'm done working for today, let's pack up and go home !
Windows: :)
Me: You better fucking not-
Windows: Installing update 1 of 893...

I'm the only person at work with a windows phone...

They look at me weirdly...

Facebook isn't the best place to go social,
so devRant is where I go.

10 years of dev experience. Never forget your first errors

Client requests just merge the Facebook, YouTube and SoundCloud.

"Stylized"

I hope that was a typo.