"eating and drinking only healthy."

"bought whey protein, consuming it."

such fundamentally conflicting statements, so close to each other. impressive.

@ahmednr123 rule of thumb - never ask for any data that you do not _actually_ need.

@kanyewest well, maybe that's why - the universe doesn't like beggars.

@kanyewest guess what - i just rolled a D10 for you - you're part of the lucky 90%

"1. I have to learn German (as a language)." - why tho? are you being punished for something?

@netikras "Why isn't your cat all black?" - 'cause that's no cat.

that's a partially disguised penguin.

just use the website.

can't tell if you're a) trying to be funny and fail or b) seriously dumb enough to believe that anyone gives a shit about "full names" except scammers.

@jestdotty and by voicing that opinion, you yourself followed the urge to socialise with us. even if just a tiny little bit.

well, go start with yourself, nazi.

remember: they're not trying to convince developers. because they can't, because they know whatever they're selling is bullshit.

they're trying to convince the hapless managers who make the decisions and are easily swayed by a fancy, easy-to-understand presentation.

disagree.

you learn to clean up after you thoroughly the moment your app crashes production due to a memory leak when creating thumbnails.

or you're the kind that never learns it, and therefore will never be seen writing code in an old-tier language without GC (due to obvious reasons)

it ain't a forum, by the way.

@lungdart oh silly you, love cannot be measured in digital currency.

@kanyewest prove it, send me gold.

we already reached that point when the first tech thing ever was hyped.

trust me, we've been feeling the "wrath" of your bullshit for a looong time.

no. now gtfo

jep... the main problem with oauth: it's a great standard. but there's 100 different implementations, and 120 of those suck.

@molaram probably in a grave, by now.

@kanyewest just make sure your wife is okay with it.

give it to me.

well, compared to other species, humans are incredibly good at throwing without thinking about it.

germany tried that once. was a terrible idea.

but the result will be much better than if you task a designer with it.

pssst... hey kid... want some pollen?

if you were to do this, it'd very quickly solve overpopulation in your immediate vicinity.

@cafecortado this just made my day, thanks

no. only causality.

nope. just rusty old legacy projects. they're terrible. but at least they're not in rust.

@jestdotty perfect example of why it's a waste of time trying to explain this to you. your mind doesn't seem able to grasp more than two nuances of any topic.