Howdy, guess who's back motherfuckers?

Which one of you developed this utter piece of shit called Optimizely/EpiServer? We need to talk.

Writing down important things so you can say them at a meeting so people can write them down. Genius.

Recruiter: blablabla would you be interested in this job ?

Me: It looks great, hell yes I'm interested!

Recruiter: When are you available for a quick call?

Me: I'm not interested anymore.

Okay I'm doing the whole leetcode bs, interviewing with a faang like company.

I'm genuinely curious to see if their engineers are actually any good. It seems backwards to me to hire someone based on something they most likely know by heart.

It's like trying to stress test an API by calling a cached endpoint. It will look fast AF, and it will be, but it won't compute shit.

Anyway, if I get the job and the engineers aren't crappy, then I'll forever stfu about how lame this is. But if I get the job and the devs are crappy, oh boy you'll hear me for a long time.

React is the new WordPress.

Okay that's not a rant BUT I'm very grateful for whoever built Devrant. We definitely needed a safe space to be rude and just let it out without much filter.

To our toxicity 🥂
Cheers!

Sooo electrician charging $750 on the low end to drill a hole and run a cable. Total time: 1 hour.

Tell me engineers aren't massively underpaid.

WTF is the point a
of auto-generated documentation. Some dude litterally thought it was a good idea to read the code and write the exact same shit differently. WTF IS THE POINT!?

Documentation takes work, sorry, stop being lazy.

GOD DAMMIT Amazon is buying roomba. Now I can throw my roomba AND my braava in the trashcan.

F big tech I'm tired of them.

So my google assistant keeps bugging, my amazon app keeps glitching, my mac's display config get shuffled every time the computer wakes...

And we're supposed to do 10 rounds of bullshit whiteboarding interviews to work with these morons?

Is it just me or Jira has been getting so much worse over time, that I now don't even want to touch it?

There is nothing worst than being asked to use a proprietary software.

I literally started coding as a kid so I wouldn't have to learn anyone else's idiotic design, or waste time being limited by the lack of feature, or hit a paywall every time I'm finally about to get shit done.

Use open source industry standards or gtfo.

Like this if you've encountered at least one condescending guy on stackoverflow.

Each upvote is a wish his laptop will get stamped on by biggy.

FUCK THIS SHIT. A fucking maid is paid like idk, $30/hr nowadays. Why the fuck are we eating so much shit for.

I'm moving to some remote fucking place and I'll grow my food instead of constantly begging for raises because a fucking tomato costs $737284883827362294939

MAY CLIMATE CHANGE AND WW3 KILL Y'ALL MFS

I don't give a shit because the world is about to end.

All hail the great depression 2.0 🙌

Code snippets without dependencies ❤️

The biggest motherfucker on this planet is the guy who came up with golang.

Safari is the new Internet Explorer, except people are using it 🤦‍♂️