The state of operating systems in 2024.

Windows - has a user interface that changes with every update so Microsoft can push ads even though it costs $200

Mac - an unusable interface designed solely for consuming media anchored to hardware that costs 4x what it should

Linux - absolute freedom to do everything you want so long as you don't want to play games, connect to Wifi, or listen to audio

I'm just going to go be a beet farmer in the 1600s

Pick one:

Live out your school life again as a 10-year old with the same level of knowledge you have now.

Or,

Be 65 years old with $10 million in the bank.

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

Me: p
Windows Search: Paint
Me: pow
WS: PowerPoint
Me: powers
WS: Powershell
Me (typing too quickly to notice Powershell is already there): powershell
WS: ummm idk

Today my current company fuck itself.

We were in negotiations about the end of my contract/mission, I want to quit to create a company around AI.

And the actual chairman said to me "You think too highly of yourself. I could find a tenth of people to replace you so shut up and take what we offer".

30 minutes later they received my resignation. 1h after that, the 15 dev under me resigned (after two year working with us they are clearly under paid). At the end of the day, the Head of product and the two good PO resigned.

This morning I get an email, talking about suing me as I made everyone resigned and asking for a meeting.
So I went to the meeting with a lawyer, they weren't expecting it. Boring legal stuff came after that.

And the funny fact: at the end of the meeting the CIO, chief ops and the SRE resigned as well.... As they didn't want to have the run it without all the team...

Funny day :)

Last month the main product, 90% of the company use it, was launched. And in three months 80% if the IT profiles will be out...

My bird fell asleep on the laptop while licking the shiny LENOVO logo.

no one can hack this site, its soooooo saaaaafe hahahaha

how to deal with errors:

O(oh).....

kids are fun

This man explaining equals in JavaScript deserves a reward

when working over 100 hours a week forces you to become mentally insane

I really like retro games and there is this thing called retropie which turns your raspberry pi into an arcade machine. Since I have way too much time, I decided to built an arcade machine case out of wood with an old TV and analog sticks from Amazon. So yeah, I wired everything together and wanted to share it with you guys. I'm still searching for stickers to put on the top and on the joystick panel, but for now I really like the result. Tell me what you think!

!rant
This is your faptain speaking,
We need backup ASAP.
Severe ++bombing raids by @mishaor. No casualties so far, retaliatory actions will be taken

@faptain,
South Asian devRant Command

awesome quote

This morning I got up a little earlier, and managed to make myself a proper cup of coffee in my favorite cup

Found a random website that lets you design your own anime avatars, its quite in depth and there are many art styles from different artists available:

Pros:

* It's comprehensive, and it has a lot of styles available

* Editor is intuitive and Modern

Cons:

* It's in Japanese, you might wanna use GTranslate.

* Randomizer fucks up on some of the more in-depth art styles.

* Seems to be mobile-exclusive design for the editor.

You can check it out here: https://picrew.me

Here's a little sample from picrew on the Gorilla Art style

(Note: this is actually my GitHub avatar as well)

TOP 10 PROGRAMMING BEST PRACTICES

#1 Start numbering from 0.
#10 Sort elements in lexicographic order for readability.
    #2 Use consistent indentation.
#3 use Consistent Casing.
#4.000000000000001 Use floating-point arithmetic only where necessary.
#5 Not avoiding double negations is not smart.
#6 Not recommended is Yoda style.
#7 See rule #7.
#8 Avoid deadlocks.
#9 ISO-8859 is passé - Use UTF-8 if you ▯ Unicode.
#A Prefer base 10 for human-readable messages.
#10 See rule #7.
#10 Don't repeat yourself.

How language creators choose the function to get the size of an array..

I mean, the life could be more simple, this is just an example.

Drunk me coding.
Next day: WTF, dude…?

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

Exactly

Saw this one on twitter. lol

Laughed hard when I saw this

I'd do this soon to piss the professor off

Shit... I just got my phone stolen. Realized it 40 seconds post factum [left it at the shop counter and someone took it].
20 minutes later called the police [cuz I had to get home and use wife's phone].
5 min later poluce arrived
10 min later they got all they could from shop's security officer.
Police officer asks me to login my samsung acc on his phone. 2 minutes later we are on the way to the exact location my phone is at.
15 minutes later officer hands me my samsung 😁

got my phone back in less than an hour after theft.

maybe... Ummm... Maybe all this tracking thing is not that bad...?

Never underestimate engineers XD

They're getting lazier and lazier. Smh

Answer to all bosses, managers and TLs...

That's a scary pumpkin