Recruiter wants a java reactive programmer. WTF. Am I the asshole?

Facebook 2 factor auth is such a freagin clusterfuck. Does anyone test this shit?

Has modern day development become all rabbit holes all the time?

Seems that way to me. Tired of it.

Has anyone had good results from hiring a JavaScript mentor?

I cannot learn material ui and reactive ui in a day. It is insane.

Material ui zero to hero tutorial feels like a firehose to the face.

Don’t want to do this anymore.

There is an easter egg in chrome devtools behind a colorful icon.

I just want to say fuck you to whoever wrote that message

Postman is a horrible third party hacking tool. It’s use should be outlawed.

What a time sink.

I can’t believe what a bullshit job I have. I may as well not even exist.

zero fucks given today.

Its fixed. Your welcome.

Don’t ask me to do something and then complain because it takes too long and then redirect me on six other tickets.

I am a tank that will crush problems no matter how long it takes and still do your other six tickets.

They said they wanted a pop. Three days later after umpteen changes no pop. This is what happens when you can’t speak directly to the stakeholders. Giant waste of time and it is all being billed babies. You bet your ass it is all being billed.

Some days the complexity of it all just kicks my ass. Today is one of those days.

What are opinions out there on security theatre?

Should developers have access to aws secrets?

Should dev test and prod be on separate vpcs or all in one vpc.

I have worked at banks where this was strictly not allowed.

Can’t wait to hear responses on this one….

The builder pattern sucks shit.

There I said it.

Self signed certs break everything.

Stop it you retards.

Die all spring developers. Die!

Fuck dependency hell.

That is all.

Performance using docker sucks. Are they even trying?

With docker 134 seconds. Without docker 7 seconds.

Docker do better.

An important developer characteristic is being too stupid to give up.

Discuss

I am rat in an endless spring maze.

Fuck spring and fuck spring developers.

I am in jvm hell. I have been given a task to add mockito tests. All the existing documentation concerning junit 4 is out of date. Need to use junit 5. All mockito tutorials are out of date. I thought mockito was stupid before junit 5. Now it is “really” stupid. The tutorials I am reading are shit. We have wandered into bleeding edge fucktardness. Kill me now.

Fucking 3rd party virus scanning garbage on a mac ventura. Shuts down java. Awesome. I now live in clusterfuck city. Take that shit off my machine you paranoid security fuckwads.

Fuck JavaScript.

When is this garbage going to be banned!

That is all.

I have an lg tv and web os does not let me put a clock anywhere on the screen.

Fuck web os. You suck.

Fucking bike-shedding.

You design a nuclear reactor and ask for feedback and nobody says a fucking thing.

You design a bike-shed and you get feedback from every idiot and his brother and it never ends.

How do you prevent bike-shedding on your projects?

I am going back to designing nuclear reactors… GAWD!

CSS makes me want to kill myself.

Fuck CSS.

Every fucking three days a group called ITO pushes new software to our development machines and fucks them all up. Gooosfraba.

I then spend two days fixing said fucked up machines and can develop code for one day before the cycle repeats. Usually they fuck up docker so don’t tell me docker is the answer.

Why the fuck does mac monteray not recognize piv smart cards. Does anyone test this shit?

Vscode is a fucking turd. Edit replace in files is not finding shit that is clearly there. Why are all developer tools big piles of fucking shit. Time to drink. Fuck this shit.

Ha ha! Fuck you Apple. Forced to use USB c after your stupid charger games every iphone release.

Its about time. You pricks keep forcing new chargers on me. I have a drawer full of obsolete chargers.