Root rents an office.

Among very few other things, the company I'm renting an office from (Regus) provides wifi, but it isn't even bloody secured. There's a captive portal with a lovely (not.) privacy policy saying they're free to monitor your traffic, but they didn't even bother using WEP, which ofc means everyone else out to the fucking parking lot four floors down can monitor my traffic, too.

Good thing I don't work for a company that handles sensitive data! /s But at least I don't have access to it, or any creds that matter.

So, I've been running my phone's connection through a tor vpn and sharing that with my lappy. It works, provides a little bit of security, but it's slow as crap. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, REGUS.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, CLEAN THE SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM FFS.

Ugh. $12/day to work in a freaking wind tunnel (thanks, a/c; you're loud as fuck and barely work), hear other people's phone conversations through two freaking walls, pee in a bathroom that perpetually smells like diarrhea, and allow anyone and everyone within a 50+ meter radius to listen to everything my computer says.

Oh, they also 'forgot' to furnish my office, like they promised. Three freaking times. At least I have a table and chair. 🙄

Desk? What desk?
Fucking hell.

F*ck all that out-of-date people who are like "You can not get a living out of IT" and the "You work on that application 6 months now, it should be already done." My parents do that shit aaaaall the time. Like they know so much about this when they can't even turn on wifi on their phones. You're enthusiastic and all and they come and start bullying you because they don't understand shit about what you do.

refreshing the tab also works

No one:
Literally no one:
Google:

Minimum punishment it is

Offline status: online

Just logged in to my old Bitbucket account.
It's a huge cemetery of side projects..
Some of them are unknown now..
Some others were glorious..
And some of them were killed by other projects, loosing the war of side projects..

RIP my old projects.. RIP

Thank you Tata sky

Come on... Whatever we say, these guys won't just stop testing in production

api.staging.example.com or staging.api.example.com?

New college is big enough to let my legs hurt in pain while small enough to have carts for transport

It hurts!!!!

Besides I'm slowly going to depression whereas I already left coffee (as in not to take anymore)

So there is no coming back

Tutorials world or should we say " world of angels" 😂😂😂

Damn True

Erm, I think I’ve just fucked Google’s AI

the evil snake...

this is Brian
Brian is a Java architect
be like Brian

Android Studio got you! 😂🔥

Arglebargle.

I went to buy flowers for [redacted event] and gave the florist my CC info, number, and email for a receipt. He was a nice old man who loves what he does, and makes beautiful arrangements. But. He just emailed me all of my CC info, and asked what part of it was wrong. Twice. Emailed. Plain text. SMTP.

Guess who's requesting a replacement card?

😞

Fuck, remember this

Here we go again!

Return type is important in some languages

I just moved to linux from windows . Now I regret
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I should have moved earlier ;_;

TODO Statement in real life :D

Random, funny :)

Not original but true

Management: foobar resigned. We need to have a dev who can work the android app project.

Me: You have to find a dev who can work with that stack.

Management: You!

Me: Me?

Management: Yes, You.

Me: Me? Why me? I'm a web dev.

Management: Starting tomorrow you will work for 2 projects.

Me: but..

Management: accept it or..

Me: Okay. -_-

Management:

Me:

Link speed...?

Today I learned Slovakia is in fact a version control system, not country.

Things you find on Wikipedia these days.. 🤔

right... because that's bad

When the UI developer completes the work but has left logic at home

I hate testers when they do this 🤬😡😠