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AboutMagical processor fairy; part-time misanthropic bane of idiots. 🧚♀️🏹
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SkillsRuby ❤, js/es6, css, react, sql. VB and PHP can die in a fire.
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LocationSlaving away for retards
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I wanted one but never had both the money and the opportunity. :(
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↑→↓↓↓
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Fuck. that.
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@hardfault So very glad I’m Irish and not Indian.
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@macfanpl Worse yet: I am a senior web developer.
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I’ve gotta refactor a testing framework I wrote into valid typescript so I can automatically generate documentation from it.
It’s … mostly valid, but I cheated in a few places because e.g. it didn’t matter if something was a string or a number, or I don’t know what the proper Playwright types are.
Just. Ugh. Tedium.
I tried other documentation utilities, but they either make a mess of things (all methods, public and private, in the same giant list regardless of their namespacing) or don’t understand basic things like the spread operator and therefore can’t parse my code. 🤦🏻♀️ -
This came to mind
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Leeches.
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@marcus5914 I would hope so! In the rest of the world, that is called dating.
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Really?
I can’t understand that. (Or don’t want to.) It just sounds so uptight. I’d hate it.
I’m Irish. Alcohol is part of the culture. It transforms any social gathering into a more relaxed, more enjoyable occasion. You don’t need to get wasted, ofc. The presence of pints or a bottle to share is enough.
It’s also hard to beat a good whiskey. So delicious.
But also: arranged marriages are freaking awful. You’re going to spend your life with someone you probably won’t even like or get along with just because the pairing sounds good to other people? Fuck that! That sounds like a living hell. -
I hate browsers so much.
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@molaram … surviving?
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@jestdotty Wind doesn’t decay :)
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@Ozutku42 You have a hot date with a train. Don’t miss it. Fucking spammer.
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This is probably why I am doing so poorly.
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Related ~
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Hey there!
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This post injured Neymar.
And my faith in humanity. -
Six months.
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I can’t grok why you’d want us to do your wrok
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Real name? Bob Trucker
Because fuck data collection.
Some genius idea, right there. Gtfo
… I’m sick and feeling bitchy.
But fuck everything that asks for real personal information. I’ll provide BS every single time. -
@kiki Wow that’s cheap.
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@electrineer Bosses are the enemy in that reference.
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The enemy cannot touch your screen if you disable his hand.
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class Value
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Intelligence, drive, soft skills, willingness to stand up for themselves. And not being a freaking soyboy.
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Uisce beatha
Slàinte! 🥃 -
@jestdotty
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@netikras That’s awesome! I’m happy for her. Best of luck to you, too!
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I still notice a C and Perl accent in my code, but most noticeable is the Ruby accent when I use any other language.
It is kind of neat to see those in other people’s code — unless it’s Java. Java patterns are just so awful.