Bunnies

Math is hard….

Why are some ketchup bottle labels upside down??

Fuck 30 levels and my dd 2 character still moves like a constipated alligator

Hehehe Chinese zoo’s in deep shit bc it’s “pandas” are painted dogs

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Lodash…fuck I love lodash

WTF are these on my potato

Yay crickets, my favorite tinnitus sound 😁

Has anyone actually seen a monster take a shit in Dragons Dogma 2?? I found this after defeating a chimera

zzzquil.

What’s these random ass obituaries I keep seeing in my recommended google search list??? I click them thinking it’s a celebrity or athlete I don’t know but it turns out to be some random guy in Missouri

Am I the only one who likes writing tests? lol. It’s kinda relaxing and rewarding

Applied to an AI startup, offering 100 bucks if I pass their coding challenge…hopefully just an algo question and not a damn jira ticket

I want to go giraffe riding 🦒🦒

FUCK wolves in dragons dogma 2, biggest pain in the ass next to harpies. I’m a fighter class and can’t reach them when they dodge my short ass sword

cookie monster

We need a sequel to Shaq Fu.

Is it me or do meerkats look like they’re taking a pee when they stand up

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Had a nightmare that scared the LIVING SHIT out of me for some reason where a DoorDash delivery guy was using a new DoorDash feature where drivers rate customers and are allowed to attack their homes. He gave me a shit review for ordering Taco Bell and started throwing mexican food at my window and holy shit I woke up TERRIFIED. It took me a long ass time to recover from the shakes. I have no idea why it scared me this damn bad, it’s not like I was chased by a zombie with a rocket launcher 😂😂

Could this cure TeachMeCode’s constant hunger?? I don’t get why anyone can fast, I would look like the crypt keeper if I fast for half the length they suggest. Spring is the worst for me bc my fitness skyrockets and my cannibalistic metabolism goes with it. Fuck I feel like can devour an entire cow at this point

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So TIL chat-gpt can’t COUNT!! Since my eyes suck I asked it to return the last 24 chars of a string just as a quick sanity check and it gives me back a substring of only five. Went back to correct and it returns a substring of 7 😫😫😫😫!!!!

I gave up 🤬. It always fails basic calculations for some fucked reason

stab a giant ogre in the dick until he dies

Should I eat this questionable potato that has a few purple spots? I cooked the shit out of it

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! 😂😂😂😂 I had to stop watching I can’t make it thru this vid, I lold hard enough to nearly pop a lung 😂😂🤣

OMG IM ABOUT TO GO INTO ANOTHER LOL FIT SOMEONE HELP IM GONNA LOSE MY LUNGS 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

holy shit im dead serious i dont think i can make it thru this

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chatgpt in a very polite or pc way called me an idiot 😂😂😂😂

Nachos vs hotdogs-which is the bigger choking hazard?

Pizza

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TeachMeCode here, I searched duck in my phones emoji db and found this: 🤬 Someone at Apple must REALLY hate ducks with a passion

I want to hug one lol

Raw egg ain’t that bad….

Foe of the day…lol

Ach I hath slain vile beast who starveth me lands
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