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College Student and Aspiring Software Engineer
Skills

Java, C, Python, Kotlin
Location

Maryland, USA
Github

bpsullivan3

Joined devRant on 12/9/2016

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Anyone else? 😂

rant

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Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

rant linux regret shave beard

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Code comments be like....

joke/meme code elevator comments

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When you get carried away in gaming :))

joke/meme get carried away funny game

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EVERYTIME!!

rant cmd terminal

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😂😂😂😂

joke/meme database relationship

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When you spend too much time in your car

joke/meme

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An actual "incorrect answer" in my exam paper.

rant password length worrying security

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Dear Skype,

joke/meme skype

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buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

rant buzzwords

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Stolen but gold

joke/meme bash savage evil rekt rip rm -rf / ls alias

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My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

undefined inspiration

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Just another day in development.

joke/meme

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Oh!! Nevermind!!

joke/meme that feel

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Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

rant pc usb ports case

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Fuck Ajit pai.

joke/meme net neutrality google fcc

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A colleague showed me this.

undefined aptitude moo le petit prince easter eggs

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No doubt 😂

undefined linux distro 1337 geeks

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All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

joke/meme no errors christmas debug

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Now, that's an edge case

joke/meme bug fix apple iphone x message

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Has anyone ever hit ok to some dialogue box and then wonder what it said?

rant it’s gone pop-ups wait what dialog

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"fullstack" doesn't mean "3 IT guys for the price of 1"

rant fullstack recruiting

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Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

joke/meme meme joke

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Lol ok I had to post

joke/meme margin-bottom css

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After job Interview,
We will come in contact with you later that week.
*Later that week*
You've got mail

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

You didn't get the job.
Your didn't Meet out requirements.

Sincerely us.

*5 minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

We must apollogize, we've sent you the wrong mail.

Sincerely us.

*5minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job Interview.

You werent good enough at our Interview.

Sincerely us.

*Me*
What. The. Fuck.
Just happened...
WHAT THE FUCK!
2 REJECTIONS FROM THE SAME COMPANY?! IN JUST 10 FUCKING MINUTES!

rant fuck cancellation job interview.

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Aww... I think I just had an orgasm

joke/meme

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relatable af

joke/meme joke

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I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

joke/meme deadline red eyes 👓

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Busted

joke/meme

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Initialized iPhone X FaceID while high yesterday.
Today as sober it won’t recognize my face....
👀🍁📱🚭

rant

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