@cmarshall10450 literally said “you also have google”

I felt this in my soul, you good?

@Root I’ve only got a couple for hobbyist security research, most of the things I’ve found are pretty basic.... I don’t blame you for not having them 😂

@iLikeToast ... we still actively create reports in it 🙃 fml

Can confirm ASE is a steaming mess

@ScaryException totally with you man, they don’t learn architecture they learn scripting (at best). Agreed if you followed their methodology it will be a hot mess of technical debt

I’m not against it tbh, bigger pool of people to pick from imo as long as they can show me some of their work what do I care what route they took.

most of them only care about UI/UX though, try get anyone that’s done it the Instagram route to do anything on the backend I strongly suspect (no evidence just gut feeling) they won’t be able to. Oh well as long as they can make my backend services look pretty I don’t mind.

They also aren’t getting the bullshit lie salaries that these guys make up “get paid $500000 a year by learning react” - will we fuck pay you that, maybe if you actually wrote react but not if you just know it

I feel your pain friend, fuck IQ

Na feedback is the easy hit, just introduce one mildly inconvenient feature and watch the hate feedback roll in

* laughs in U.K. track and trace spreadsheet. *

Just use the cat for the mouse, job done! Jokes aside lovely looking cat

Na

@molaram improvise adapt overcome

You were simply asserting dominance

I just hate 2-4gb node module folder it makes me mad when I see the number of dependencies in our nexus and look at how much fecking space it’s using!!!

This genuinely made me chuckled

This meme explains software engineering perfectly, we all look this insane talking about our niche to normal people...

This reminds me of preprocessor fun https://gist.github.com/aras-p/...

@Demolishun I’m sure the admins will join in

@heyheni actually not a bad shout need to get some time to poc something

Absolutely amazing

Congratulations to you both!

😱 you were zuckerberged

@Root they’ll hang you with the information you give them, too much and you’re a gonner!

See this is why I’m skeptical of JavaScript stacks my company has old systems which have been running for decades on the same stacks that are still supported by the open source community. JavaScript stacks seem to last a week before they’re deprecated.

Maybe I’m being unfair...

@alexbrooklyn I basically wasn’t able to make any breaking changes at all which lead to a “suboptimal “ solution

I was once forced into developing on live due to politics between us and our integration parter. Legitimately the most stressful 8 weeks of my life to date.

It’s always sad when it starts to go downhill again 😔 a few systems I’d worked on before the lead left are now mine and I’ve taken an authoritarian approach to code reviews to stop it happening to those code bases

@matste I think that’s often why different styles get a bad wrap, absolute by the book rarely works in my experience. which is why most companies I’ve seen doing anything agile just pick the bits that actually help them, hence why I ask this question, you do usually get some interesting answers which you can question further.

@BashouT true but often companies pick the best bits for them from any number of agile methodologies to suit their working environment. Which is really what I want to know, just saying agile doesn’t really tell me much ☺️