Hi everyone what are the best avenues for procuring software dev services these days?

Submitted some message processing thing..I thought it was ok but got 67 comments from the hot shot dev who decided to drill it a new one…about 50 were valid to be fair…a chastening experience:)

For some reason I detest the word performant ..it has become a real word but is basically techie jargon..it’s irrational but it really gets on my tits!

Omg fucking Microsoft Teams shit. Stop it with your auto pop op Emoji menu shit you utter cunts.

I just want to copy the bit of chat…not critique the fuck out of it

Why did our company sign up to this filthy mess? Cunt CTO taking backhanders…when he retires we will be left with this shit…what a wanker!

I work in a multinational ..time stamps everywhere without fucking Timezones..fucking Jira shit why is there no TZ on this shit…utter cunts who configured it or the software itself

Citrix workspace updater…DIE u bastard DIE DIE!!!

The install will take about one more minute…

*go make a cup of tea, pack for holiday, go on holiday, return from holiday*

Ah still installing for one more minute my old friend…

Anti malware Service Executable

Can the cunt who programmed this please witness the random carnage their piece of shit causes on my work desktop ?

Granted it’s windows but seriously…

Well done Microsoft

You’ve transformed a product MS Excel from something great into something unusable ..endlessly over designing it with needless fucking icons everywhere…

Just leave it THE FUCK ALONE from 2007

Chrome drag & drop bookmarks stopped working

What the dickens is going on …this annoys the fuck out of me..upgrade?

How long can you work in a role with no potential that bores you shitless but pays an astronomical amount?

Networking boffins! I’m building a garden office at the end of my garden…garden about 30m long. For internet what do you guys advise on for cabling/any special router? Thanks!

always put timeouts on your connection code..number of times I see shit blocked forever ..and we know it’s not good to have your shit blocked

Zx81…loved typing machine code directly ..make sure you get those 1’s and 0’s in the right order else Whoosh and start again!

I just want to delete a jira…that’s all just delete it..listen you jira fucks ..just let me delete the fucking thing!!!