;____;

Go big or go home.

People use rubber ducks and I'll be using an Octocat

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

Here are my 2016 Github commits!

What's yours?

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

True story.

FML Everytime. :/

University highlight

Professor: I uploaded 25 C exercises with a 3 week deadline at eclass.

*4 hours later* Me: I completed the exercises.

Professor: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Me: Let me show you

???

Professor : Feel free to skip class for the rest of the month

Well played!

Me: What do you want?
Client: We don't know exactly
Me: By when do you want it?
Client: Yesterday
🙊🙉🙈

Straight in dem feels

got it somewhere on the net

Just learned new skills...

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

I hope they know what they're doing!

#Linux

👻👻👻👻👻🔞

My dad only cares about how much I make... And whether I have an office. I have been working remotely lately, and to him it seems like I am lying about having a job

Yep lol

for all programmers....

using my local provider

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Ok, thanks..

Really nice message. I feel so motivated.

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

~yesterday at a coffee shop~

Brother *bragging* about new workstation: "he" has 512gb of ram.

His friend: imagine how many chrome tabs you can keep open at once!

Me: almost one.

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

AW YEAH! Stress ball, you're mine