Hey don't be so hard on those millionaires man, your CEO probably only owns two, maybe three boats. How the hell will these bloated executives ever afford the platinum plated shark tank poolside bar of their dreams if you don't get a better attitude, huh? Stop being so selfish, smh.

PHP is trendy to hate on, and I think that folks who do haven’t used 7/8 yet for anything major. It’s not bad, and that’s not just the Stockholm syndrome talking! Now Visual Basic and ASP, on the other hand can get fucked in the face (all face holes), straight to hell.

@ars1 eventually, you’re correct. But I’ve been through some shit man, I can handle this for a little while until I find something new. Looking back at my old rants on here, I used to get bent out of shape over some really small, pedantic, and pointless shit.

@iceb seems like I’m hearing a lot of people going on about this imminent “end of the world”, but I don’t get what’s prompted it

Ok, this got me pretty good. Keep
Up the great jokes.

@electrineer I’m trying not to be a total fuckass about this, plus a reference in hand trumps a burnt bridge every time. I like fixing things, they just won’t let me damn it. But no, the company is going to survive, pharmaceuticals, and I should not say more than that.

@electrineer the ending surprised you? Which part, or did I miss some sarcasm?

One more note about the legacy codebase, can’t believe I forgot - it’s not version controlled, unless you count the copied files, .cs.bak.dev21 arbitrary extensions to denote “versioning”. It’s about 175GB of spaghetti.

I’m trying to quit drinking, and this is definitely not making it easier.

Idk, you’re really asking a lot

@a5300 sounds like you got one of the sharp ones

@heyheni hell yes - we type by shooting the corresponding keys in the keyboard. We make our keyboards out of Kevlar here, you see

I mean that’s still a hell of a view, right?

This.

You're not alone. Hang in there

Congrats! I'd also like to know how you did this.

Mothfuckers? Like the insect?

Wordpress *seems* really bad until you use an independently developed cms. Some of them make WP look pretty damn nice. Just sayin' - thought the same thing until it happened to me.

@telephantasm pretty sure that's Tori Black.

@Root thank you, very much!

You definitely need moar ram dude. Also, that picture's kickass.

I've had a pretty great experience with nordvpn. It's not free, but I think it works out to two or three bucks per month.

@ilPinguino yeah great points, all!

@irene I guess you don't have to be outside, but drywall and glass get expensive.

Sad how common a stack this is. Bring on the cirrhosis.

The developer needs to nest more shit

Gnome is OK, but you should try DWM. It's fast, light on resources (unlike gnome), and objectively badass. You can customize the hell out of it, and all you really need to know is a little bit of C.

I'm liking that free pump...what kinda business is this?

It's not that bad

Backbone is still kick-ass...

@infiniteshroom exactly man. Very weird interview overall, but that was a first time thing for me