Nobody does A...

Got matched with a cute girl on Tinder. She was a recruiter. She didn't want to talk about anything other than this "great" opportunity...

anyone knows someone like this...?

Too many such videos out there..
This guy is on point

Someone with a verified payment account actually typed this.

to cheat or not to cheat...

!dev

fun fact: when the world made the switch to the Gregorian calendar in the 1500's, we lost about 8 years in translation, so technically, this is the year 2012.

New workplace setup

Node.js homepage went full retard. Black people don’t need more Node?js. Actually, noone should need this.

Hello World! 🌎
#WorldEnvironmentDay

On today's edition of accurate ads

Google creates: "Ad Plugin"
Opera creates: "AdBlock Plugin"
One guy creates: "BlockAdBlock Plugin"
Another guy:

Learn development web be like...

Somebody please explain.

First I get some call about some investing bs, then I get an automated voice call also about something financial related

From fucking +000000

Even scammer are becoming lazy.

I see Modify button instead of Report on others comments in rants that I also commented. (But the resport dialog pops up)

Six ch

wow, just opened my first editor. So amazing what I'm able to accomplish in this field.

#girlswhocode

Buys a product on amazon.

"Intelligent" ML based Amazon backend services: This guy just ordered a product. He might not want to see any ads showing him the exact same product because he already bought it and will not want to buy another until he loses the first one which might take a while.

Result:
User.showAdsRelatedTo(productName)

Meshine learning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yesterday I finally finished building my new keyboard

I fucking hate it when people completely ignore/forget something I say and then later say the same thing like they came up with it.

Just picked up my first BMW motorcycle.

2016 S1000RR

Extremely excited 😀

What's the point of these stupid questions? Do I really have to kiss some ass even before being hired?

Programmer after solving a bug.

Hahaha let me see who knows 😃😃

Wanna know where I store all my dad jokes?
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In a dad-a-base

Got my first successful freelance job done today!
Was a very basic website but...I still got paid and I feel good about it. Seriously thinking about making a decent web app that can help me nail more customers.

Finished my setup!!

iOS Programming:

something.openCamera()

DONE!

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Android Programming:

val jobProcessorHandler = FuckingBuilder.something().inject().whatTheFuck()
val cameraDecoderFuck = Camera(CodePackFuck.shit, jobProcessorHandler)

CRASH!

Let's see if I have any new e-mails at outlook.office365.com

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