Cutting edge

Accepting that my Old rig is Way too old

*rejected* 🤣

A Programmer nurse 😂😁

Tis not a rant:
So, I want to get into vim, could you suggest any resources to get me started?

An architect, a hooker and a programmer were talking one evening, and somehow, the discussion turned to which profession was the oldest."Come on, you guys! Everyone knows mine is the oldest profession," said the hooker."Ah," said the architect, "but before your profession existed, there had to be people, and who was there before people?" "What are you getting at, God?" The hooker asked. 

"And was He not the divine architect of the universe?" The architect asked, looking smug. 

The programmer had been silent, but now he spoke up. "And before God took on himself the role of an architect, what was there?" 

"Darkness and chaos," the hooker said. 

"And who do you think created chaos?" the programmer said.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

Installing Linux (Ubuntu) for the first time from Windows. Any tips/tricks I could use to get used to my new environment?

What should I expect when I start my internship?

It still baffles my mind why anyone would prefer spaces over tabs.

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

Not me, but a colleague of mine ordered 10,000 pens with <company>.com printed on them - but our company had a .org address.

A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." - Fred Brooks

(- _ -)

A true story... sad but true
2.00AM ->> git commit -m "it's time to sleep"

2.45AM ->> git commit -m "I can't sleep, fixed the UI issue"

Hey devRant I've made you a cake 😁
Thank you for the precious time and awesome people

Linux evangelism is real.

Credit to Reddit and my brother for waking me up at 3am to show me this.

How my boss uses git:
1. Clone repo into separate folder
2. Run WinMerge against his version
3. Manually update his version with changes

It worked last night

Eeeeks

Don't fall for this.

!rant
I'm read for my new IoT Project!

4/28

When u did too much geocoding and map stuff. People ask me where u live, i be like I live at lat 43.8 lng -79.3. Find me homie, let's chill

!rant

Working on a C++ game engine

You can kill me, but you can't made me to speak with this guuuyyy 😐😒

That famous feeling when

A group of chicken running Debian

Message from God to Python developers